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Clerks Clip - Jedi Politics
Posted by: smo555

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A funny, yet political view on Star Wars' Return of the jedi movie.
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excellent film ...
By: sketchbagtv. on 02 Dec 08, 16:36:25
excellent film kevin smith made pure crap after this until zack and mirri makea porno years later.

i like the ...
By: envoy3. on 29 Nov 08, 03:01:41
i like the background song...CHEWBAKA! and of course clerks is epic.

Great dialoge
By: fridogg. on 28 Nov 08, 06:44:01
Great dialoge

this is the ...
By: grapezrgood. on 23 Nov 08, 02:19:32
this is the funniest pointless est retardedest thing i ever seen lol

This is one of the ...
By: baresickguy92. on 22 Nov 08, 23:29:53
This is one of the best films I have ever seen. The second one is just as good also. Genius.

I get inspirations ...
By: guest58. on 22 Nov 08, 08:00:42
I get inspirations from green leaf.. they make me want to want to design and create video games.

i had people like ...
By: toroneza123456. on 22 Nov 08, 06:44:35
i had people like that in my life but they moved to New York in From San JosE

i think he has been ...
By: bfboobie. on 21 Nov 08, 01:43:08
i think he has been inspired by the green leaf, imho...

congratulations * ...
By: Tannerislegend. on 20 Nov 08, 01:20:52
congratulations *Darth Vader*

i wish i had people ...
By: stapril90. on 19 Nov 08, 09:43:14
i wish i had people like this in my life. it would be hilarious

Kevin Smith is ...
By: milenyj666. on 17 Nov 08, 23:17:47
Kevin Smith is Great Regisseur. I saw this movie and I think It's really great and funny ;)

I can't tell if ...
By: KenHalo. on 17 Nov 08, 22:31:42
I can't tell if Kevin Smith is just a pure genius or if he gets a little inspiration from the green leaf in his movies.

no geez calm down. ...
By: krazydude34. on 17 Nov 08, 02:11:15
no geez calm down. i was just wondering since you dont see movies in black and white. i didnt say it was a bad movie. i wan to see it.

yes, is that a ...
By: HitmanBob89. on 17 Nov 08, 01:36:17
yes, is that a problem for you?

Yeah, it's put ...
By: DrYellowBlack. on 16 Nov 08, 04:16:27
Yeah, it's put together very well though.

dARTH vADDER BLOW ...
By: justmike. on 16 Nov 08, 02:36:09
dARTH vADDER BLOW UP A HOLE PLANET KILLING INOOCENT PEOPLE TOO

is the whole movie ...
By: krazydude34. on 15 Nov 08, 19:16:17
is the whole movie black and white?

lol i love kevin ...
By: nahur. on 14 Nov 08, 01:49:28
lol i love kevin smith. this is exactly the type of mindless coversations i always have with my friends.

The best movie ever ...
By: eaxxdotcom. on 09 Nov 08, 22:56:45
The best movie ever. It may well be "blasphemy" but this movie trumps any of the Star Wars Flicks.

roboticide :(
By: Matfen815. on 09 Nov 08, 18:42:29
roboticide :(

poor droids...
By: ManBearPig003. on 07 Nov 08, 22:54:12
poor droids...

Randal forgot that ...
By: kageromaru. on 05 Nov 08, 10:51:02
Randal forgot that the only workers on the death star were droids :P

yep
By: ligz0987. on 04 Nov 08, 01:46:16
yep

Scott Mosier is ...
By: notyoursavior78. on 03 Nov 08, 03:34:54
Scott Mosier is awesome. I loved all the rolls he played in this movie. The reason why he did it was because they wouldn't have to pay for all those extra characters.

Yeah that's it. ...
By: notyoursavior78. on 03 Nov 08, 03:31:26
Yeah that's it. It's so casual yet you know he means it.

Clerks - Berserker
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Clerks berserker

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The Human Vacuum!!!
By: MrCarlosUSA. on 02 Dec 08, 20:52:28
The Human Vacuum!!!

i was high when i ...
By: buokopter. on 02 Dec 08, 19:44:47
i was high when i watched this :) laugh tornado BRZERKERRR!

Did he say making ...
By: EmperorVulcan1985. on 01 Dec 08, 08:05:13
Did he say making fuck?

that's beautiful man
By: shittywilly. on 30 Nov 08, 14:36:43
that's beautiful man

Love Among Freaks.
By: Vast90. on 29 Nov 08, 12:34:00
Love Among Freaks.

Jay: Olaf girl nice ...
By: Dtownburgalurz. on 28 Nov 08, 20:18:59
Jay: Olaf girl nice? Olaf: skrelnick Jay: Thats fucked up, man. Girl: What did he say? Jay: I dunno but this guys a character.

"fuck you yankee ...
By: fridogg. on 28 Nov 08, 06:46:33
"fuck you yankee blue jeans'

Would you like some ...
By: DemonicScreams666. on 26 Nov 08, 20:35:00
Would you like some making fuck

that's beautiful man
By: Lightningbaron69. on 24 Nov 08, 18:56:55
that's beautiful man

who sings beseker
By: therealkeenan. on 24 Nov 08, 17:47:23
who sings beseker

lawLs yes!
By: DistortedDingo. on 23 Nov 08, 21:26:02
lawLs yes!

aahha !! YES!! ...
By: DistortedDingo. on 23 Nov 08, 21:24:59
aahha !! YES!! BERSERKERR!!

"He cannot speak it ...
By: CallumJStewart. on 21 Nov 08, 17:45:59
"He cannot speak it good like we do." Best line in this scene.

"I don't care if ...
By: mdavid32. on 21 Nov 08, 02:53:44
"I don't care if she's my cousin or not I'ma knock those boots again tonight!"

agreed
By: nomadrl91x. on 17 Nov 08, 05:56:37
agreed

that's beautiful man
By: nomadrl91x. on 17 Nov 08, 05:56:07
that's beautiful man

would you like to ...
By: rocker107. on 16 Nov 08, 03:22:15
would you like to suck my cook BEZERKER!

kevin smith is a ...
By: nahur. on 14 Nov 08, 01:44:38
kevin smith is a genius

I almost feel bad ...
By: Annaleebie. on 11 Nov 08, 20:02:12
I almost feel bad for Olaf. He was convinced the girl would "think sexy", and she didn't.

lol "olaf girls ...
By: her0of7ime. on 06 Nov 08, 03:12:49
lol "olaf girls nice?" "scrul nehk!" "thats fucked up man" "what did he say?" "idk but this guys a character" LMAO awesome

Olaf. Would you ...
By: kageromaru. on 05 Nov 08, 10:48:10
Olaf. Would you like to suck my cock berserker? :>

my love for you is ...
By: TurboBobo47. on 05 Nov 08, 03:16:23
my love for you is like a truck BERSERKER would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!

Olof Metal ! =D
By: XxKyleSmokes20xX. on 05 Nov 08, 03:02:39
Olof Metal ! =D

that's beautiful ...
By: biloretard. on 29 Oct 08, 21:39:38
that's beautiful man.lulz

WOULD U LIKE SOME ...
By: mychemicalromanceJC. on 28 Oct 08, 18:35:06
WOULD U LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK!

clerks - 37
Posted by: M138

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37 in a row

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never thought of ...
By: yitz28. on 13 Nov 08, 22:57:04
never thought of that, thanks. that does make sense though

The whole Bill ...
By: yitz28. on 13 Nov 08, 22:56:19
The whole Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky scandal was based on this dispute. Bet you Clerks is probably Bill's favorite movie.

In a row? Best ...
By: AGentertainment. on 10 Nov 08, 08:44:11
In a row? Best line.

Thirty-seven!
By: kageromaru. on 04 Nov 08, 10:23:17
Thirty-seven!

hahahaha!!
By: The1Real1Thomas. on 02 Nov 08, 23:09:18
hahahaha!!

fuck john cusack, ...
By: CreamyGoodness47. on 01 Nov 08, 16:57:47
fuck john cusack, why are you commenting here

in a row? :D ...
By: zybenwststudio. on 29 Oct 08, 20:07:32
in a row? :D Awesome scene :D

I was sympathetic ...
By: CaptainSiberia. on 23 Oct 08, 06:24:58
I was sympathetic to John Cusack in High Fidelity. His problems were more subtle. I never sympathized with Dante. He was just a jerk.

Does that include ...
By: tnpan. on 19 Oct 08, 02:43:13
Does that include me?

QUESTION! why do ...
By: edougie1. on 08 Oct 08, 00:10:15
QUESTION! why do people like jeff gordon, luarionte, jadennova fucking copy the statements in the movie?? its really fucking gay

in a row?
By: jeffgordon98. on 30 Sep 08, 22:03:06
in a row?

Best Movie. Ever.
By: Youmoussa. on 23 Sep 08, 19:02:15
Best Movie. Ever.

Something like 36?! ...
By: luarionte. on 22 Sep 08, 13:37:44
Something like 36?!?!?!?!

I'M 37!!!
By: jadennova. on 17 Sep 08, 07:24:20
I'M 37!!!

LOL XD
By: RougeFanTek. on 13 Sep 08, 10:36:09
LOL XD

During the whole ...
By: dsmcclellan. on 10 Sep 08, 15:19:22
During the whole movie, when someone would walk up to the register, they'd always have something relevant to what was being discussed. In the jizz mopper scene, the guy walks up with paper towels and windex. Brilliant.

In a row?
By: Funchucks. on 05 Sep 08, 00:39:02
In a row?

"37. My girlfriend ...
By: therickmeister123. on 01 Sep 08, 00:01:03
"37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks." "In a row?"

Why is he even ...
By: NDarkness2. on 27 Aug 08, 15:38:39
Why is he even questioning if it's in B&W?

haha, so true.
By: Peter7Paul. on 27 Aug 08, 04:36:04
haha, so true.

lol, I love that ...
By: Peter7Paul. on 27 Aug 08, 04:35:45
lol, I love that line.

"This is different, ...
By: reichmarshall. on 24 Aug 08, 08:02:15
"This is different, this is important!"

LoL on the ...
By: kharashelzonah. on 23 Aug 08, 18:24:48
LoL on the Shakespearean "suck'd": how many dick hast thou suck'd?

"In a row?"
By: PatriotAr15. on 21 Aug 08, 02:42:11
"In a row?"

Because it rocks.
By: LeLimeLine. on 19 Aug 08, 09:41:38
Because it rocks.

Clerks 2 LOTR Vs. Star Wars scene - good quality
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Clerks 2 LOTR Vs. Star Wars scene

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yeah, return of the ...
By: Mokenofrs. on 03 Dec 08, 04:46:23
yeah, return of the JEDI!!!

star wars > lotr. ...
By: bostonceltz. on 03 Dec 08, 03:46:33
star wars > lotr. randal was right!

ehh it was all right
By: oofoche234. on 03 Dec 08, 03:24:52
ehh it was all right

hahahahaha! you ...
By: javyys. on 03 Dec 08, 01:31:53
hahahahaha! you make me pee my pants, hahaha....well i just say yer nick is as gay as elijah wood-sean austin friendship on screen. By the way, if you don´t care ´bout my comments or fictional char´s comments... why you still here?.. haha and you tell other people to get a life...anyway, that´s all, buddy i won´t wast my time anymore. Stick in you head: there are more SW fans everywhere than LOTR´s. bye, HANDSOME GUY FROM TAMAULIPAS. yech!

lotr is better
By: Scylion. on 03 Dec 08, 01:16:36
lotr is better

There are 20 angels ...
By: lsadhme111. on 02 Dec 08, 18:11:18
There are 20 angels in this world 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.

hahahaaa the ...
By: pearmeister14. on 02 Dec 08, 17:15:47
hahahaaa the fucking hilarious

LOTR ftw!! ....I ...
By: V3ngeance6661. on 02 Dec 08, 02:54:24
LOTR ftw!! ....I like both just LOTR is my fav but star wars was original for me....LOTR book are amazing and LOTRO is amazing also! XD

When batman 3 comes ...
By: D2atlbravesfan. on 02 Dec 08, 00:35:02
When batman 3 comes out, the nolan batmans will be the best movie trilogy because I know batman 3 will be great. TDK is already one of the greatest movies ever and Kevin Smith even said it was epic.

Oh wow! By the ...
By: elguapodetamaulipas. on 02 Dec 08, 00:30:22
Oh wow! By the looks of the way you organized all of that it looks like you are still in grade school. I did not say nor imply that I was the center of the universe. Your stupidass comments just made it so. I dont even care what all the butthurt starwars geeks or some fictional movie character have to say about LOTR. And you need to get off my balls and stop worrying about my nickname. Seriously, its not like some fucktard like you is gonna make me change it.

i like stand up ...
By: akenny01. on 01 Dec 08, 18:20:39
i like stand up comedy, eddie murphy's 2 dvds are gr8 , but lord of the rings is EPIC , great story, great acting =]

rewards dont make a ...
By: Soladrin. on 01 Dec 08, 18:04:44
rewards dont make a movie good m8,and i never said i liked your so called "epic" movies :P Alien 1&2 are my idea of good movies :) but honestly, most movies just suck :) i prefer stand up comedy ;) the big yin is best:D

lol thats quite ...
By: akenny01. on 01 Dec 08, 17:21:11
lol thats quite funny really, i guess it won all those awards for being boring?, whats your idea of a true epic then

hahaha honestly? i ...
By: Soladrin. on 01 Dec 08, 17:05:02
hahaha honestly? i mean come on, LOTR is boring as fuck, and starwars is a kiddo movie. And the lotr movies are an even bigger disgrace to the books :)

:O well then u know ...
By: akenny01. on 01 Dec 08, 16:44:26
:O well then u know noting about epic films

they both suck :D
By: Soladrin. on 01 Dec 08, 16:18:27
they both suck :D

AND IN THE DARKNESS ...
By: tlav2008. on 01 Dec 08, 05:50:02
AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM!!!! haha hes so into it.

the MATRIX BITCH!!! ...
By: austin21snipe. on 01 Dec 08, 04:27:19
the MATRIX BITCH!!!!!

lord of the rings ...
By: akenny01. on 01 Dec 08, 01:38:41
lord of the rings is KING star wars is shit, PWNED

lotr WILL FUCK YOU ...
By: pierrevids. on 01 Dec 08, 00:17:10
lotr WILL FUCK YOU UP lotr got more money then starwars sooo yea

I SECOND THAT..
By: RATM4EVER. on 30 Nov 08, 17:06:33
I SECOND THAT..

And then you've got ...
By: jaabberwocky. on 30 Nov 08, 13:00:32
And then you've got At-Ats = Oliphaunts the list goes on!

Lord of the cocks ...
By: GasMask187. on 30 Nov 08, 09:52:54
Lord of the cocks and star faggits suck donkey balls.

LOL. Too bad both ...
By: Daaxtube. on 30 Nov 08, 06:00:54
LOL. Too bad both suck. Everybody knows the Bourne trilogy is the only true trilogy.

Lord of the Rings ...
By: JennJello. on 30 Nov 08, 03:17:12
Lord of the Rings is the best...of course :)

Clerks alternate ending
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alternate ending to the movie Clerks

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He wasn't even ...
By: Jbrain95. on 02 Dec 08, 23:19:32
He wasn't even supposed to be there that day!

such a stupid ending
By: LBC6893. on 02 Dec 08, 01:30:45
such a stupid ending

The guy that shot ...
By: MrCarlosUSA. on 01 Dec 08, 22:57:17
The guy that shot Dante, wasn't that the abnoxious guy from earlier in the movie. The one that slap shotted the ball outside the roof?!!

no that was someone ...
By: Danny123456789009876. on 28 Nov 08, 09:07:43
no that was someone else

I have mixed ...
By: Television33. on 28 Nov 08, 02:43:01
I have mixed reactions about this ending I mean if they ran this one Clerks would be more memrobale BUT if they ran this it would = no Jay&Silent Bob.

well eventhough the ...
By: LeafMonkey59. on 26 Nov 08, 07:30:23
well eventhough the cameras were disconected, they should still be able to track the killer. His fingerprints ar eon the register and they can trace his bullet. but im glad this didnt get used

ok, NOW dante can ...
By: Onefromthedarkness. on 25 Nov 08, 20:57:16
ok, NOW dante can complan, that WAS the worst day ever

wow i didnt expect ...
By: TOKAGERO1. on 25 Nov 08, 04:21:33
wow i didnt expect this when i heard about this i feel like crying it would be so sad

I heard there was ...
By: vigo894. on 25 Nov 08, 02:43:05
I heard there was more. After the killer leaves, some time later, another guy shows up and steals cigarettes. He doesn't see Dante's body though. That guy is played by Kevin Smith with a shaved face.

a good ending, but ...
By: punchNathan. on 22 Nov 08, 21:42:04
a good ending, but i'm glad he didn't use it

When Dante is ...
By: purrfectscrapper. on 21 Nov 08, 22:04:36
When Dante is talking about why he likes Empire Strikes Back he says "That's what life is. A series of down endings." That is exactly why this ending, sad as it would be, makes perfect sense.

How and Where did ...
By: P4inn. on 20 Nov 08, 23:30:51
How and Where did you get this???? And also im so glad and happy it didint end like this. Otherwise there will be no Clerks 2 no Jay and Silent and Bob and such. Dammit.

Even though i'm ...
By: stapril90. on 19 Nov 08, 06:13:34
Even though i'm glad Smith didn't end it this way, i feel that the ending works because the whole Clerks movie is about real moments in someone's life, and stuff like this does happen in real life. One minute you're ready to close up shop and go home, the next you're dead.

there would be no ...
By: XNEWTXNEWTX. on 19 Nov 08, 00:17:31
there would be no second time probably lol

Your right, if this ...
By: DrYellowBlack. on 19 Nov 08, 00:15:26
Your right, if this was it, I would probably cry.

Yeah, there'd be no ...
By: Chaoxast. on 19 Nov 08, 00:07:01
Yeah, there'd be no clerks 2 but the turn out of the entire movie would be interesting. A little darker when watching it the second time.

What the Fuck?
By: ShaDHP23. on 18 Nov 08, 18:19:16
What the Fuck?

... *clings to ...
By: icallitcaptivate. on 17 Nov 08, 20:09:44
... *clings to Dante* So glad it didn't end like this...

Holy shit......it ...
By: Yero2815. on 17 Nov 08, 07:25:02
Holy shit......it would have been weird if this ending was kept.

imagine if there ...
By: XNEWTXNEWTX. on 16 Nov 08, 02:31:40
imagine if there was no clerks two and this ending was how the movie went hahahah clerks would go down as the worst movie ever

Oo where did you ...
By: Pierrot773065. on 15 Nov 08, 20:44:43
Oo where did you get this?

just imagin if this ...
By: earoh85. on 14 Nov 08, 23:05:50
just imagin if this was the ending there wouldnt be a clurks 2

with this ending ...
By: 23mersault. on 14 Nov 08, 20:58:02
with this ending smith would have had a shot at cannes... very existentialist

somehow this ending ...
By: nahur. on 14 Nov 08, 01:58:59
somehow this ending adds a strange emotional aspect. hints of nihilism are in this movie.

the guy that shot ...
By: celena2008. on 13 Nov 08, 04:14:00
the guy that shot him; was he pissed off customer that shot dante's hockey puck off the roof?

Clerks 2 Trailer
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Picking up ten years after "Clerks" left off, "Clerks II" looks in on Dante and Randal's semi-new life (or lack thereof). Jeff Anderson and Brian O'Halloran star, along with Rosario Dawson, Trevor Fehrman and Jennifer Schwalbach. Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith return as Jay and Silent Bob.

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King Diamond - ...
By: ThankYouMrArmyMan. on 22 Oct 08, 02:03:03
King Diamond - Welcome Home

najlepszy film na ...
By: koninziom. on 19 Oct 08, 22:45:21
najlepszy film na ?wiecie xD the best movie in the world xD

I love this movie ...
By: neard2000. on 19 Oct 08, 04:16:32
I love this movie the first kevin smith movie I saw lol pussy troll

It's STRUCK back.
By: kanyewes05. on 11 Oct 08, 18:02:17
It's STRUCK back.

actually, jay and ...
By: meganriz. on 01 Oct 08, 03:34:05
actually, jay and silent bob are done until further notice. they striked back in '01. this was the last View Askewniverse for a really long time.

does anyone know ...
By: oreogurl232. on 28 Sep 08, 18:21:34
does anyone know the name of that song that is playing?¿

no its jay and ...
By: blackghost410. on 23 Sep 08, 23:34:23
no its jay and silent bob strike back look it up

what's the song at ...
By: shinninggum. on 22 Sep 08, 12:02:29
what's the song at the beginning where they are dancing

well you said "go ...
By: WarhammerftwXD. on 24 Aug 08, 00:16:27
well you said "go rent the fucker" (i tought you said "go rent it fucker") and then i tought that someone had asked where to dowload it or something... Those kinds of questions and those kinds of answers are very common.

where the hell did ...
By: ancestron. on 23 Aug 08, 20:43:10
where the hell did I say anything about being against downloading movies or music. renting it was just a suggestion. Download anything you want I dont wave any flag against that shit wtf.

you told me why it ...
By: zufgh. on 23 Aug 08, 13:22:33
you told me why it was in black and white why am i sad ?

Uh? loL? I never ...
By: WarhammerftwXD. on 23 Aug 08, 13:20:25
Uh? loL? I never said you didnt know? Man you are sad. Bet your not that tough in RL. haha

i know why it's in ...
By: zufgh. on 23 Aug 08, 12:43:21
i know why it's in black and white you stupid fuck, i did not say colour hides errors jeez.

The reason its ...
By: WarhammerftwXD. on 23 Aug 08, 12:41:38
The reason its black n white is because of the low budget. No colours hide errors. But both movies are greaT!

Is clerks 3 coming? ...
By: WarhammerftwXD. on 23 Aug 08, 12:40:37
Is clerks 3 coming? I didnt find anything on wiki

haha another " ...
By: WarhammerftwXD. on 23 Aug 08, 12:40:03
haha another "against-downloading movies" guy ? I bet your against downloading music toO? LOL

me too. The story ...
By: WarhammerftwXD. on 23 Aug 08, 12:38:17
me too. The story was not as good in clerks 2 but the humor was better.

wtf it so FUNNY!
By: WarhammerftwXD. on 23 Aug 08, 12:37:52
wtf it so FUNNY!

damn i only asked
By: taterchipproductions. on 17 Aug 08, 01:21:28
damn i only asked

Actually I enjoyed ...
By: Noobsdontknow. on 16 Aug 08, 01:48:07
Actually I enjoyed Clerks 2 much better then 1.

Smith had to make ...
By: rugshort. on 15 Aug 08, 00:02:40
Smith had to make Clerks 2 because people said all the rest of his films sucked except Clerks, unfortunately so did Clerks 2.

Clerks was ...
By: rugshort. on 15 Aug 08, 00:01:19
Clerks was brilliant. Clerks 2 sucked.

here here i totally ...
By: scumbag150. on 14 Aug 08, 19:42:58
here here i totally agree. so weak, sappy and not at all convincing. a total let down

Does anyone else ...
By: scumbag150. on 14 Aug 08, 19:39:47
Does anyone else get the feeling from Clerks and Clerks 2 and a few other of Smiths films that its just all a bit to self-indulgent? Well, very self-indulgent....Its just Smith and his friends and a series of cliches coming from the cliched characters. When I watched this I just thought to myself, this is simply aimed at Smiths people, he really needs to get over himself. Self indulgent, irritatingly predictable and not funny

no story? LOL
By: WarhammerftwXD. on 13 Aug 08, 21:12:24
no story? LOL

Clerks 2
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One of my favorite scenes from clerks 2. Besides the part where the guys are arguing what trilogy was better.

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Snooch 2 The Nooch ...
By: yungbb501. on 02 Dec 08, 23:41:23
Snooch 2 The Nooch D:

lol ohh.
By: Joeygage. on 30 Nov 08, 15:19:58
lol ohh.

Good Bye Horses by ...
By: T4in0. on 28 Nov 08, 08:45:56
Good Bye Horses by Q Lazzarus

Does anyone know ...
By: Powers129. on 27 Nov 08, 23:52:54
Does anyone know what song this is? lol i wanna get this song and play it in my car.

ZOMG internet tough ...
By: wynternight777. on 27 Nov 08, 14:50:53
ZOMG internet tough guy!!!

i fuckin love this ...
By: bommelkopf. on 27 Nov 08, 12:08:52
i fuckin love this 2 guys :3

XD!!!! DUDE JAY AND ...
By: santacluas666. on 27 Nov 08, 07:14:44
XD!!!! DUDE JAY AND SILENT BOB OWN!

ohh ! :D
By: munkstersp. on 24 Nov 08, 16:19:52
ohh ! :D

i'd fuck me i'd ...
By: ohhrichie. on 19 Nov 08, 22:34:48
i'd fuck me i'd fuck me hard

"boredom is the ...
By: trekie01. on 11 Nov 08, 13:39:52
"boredom is the first step in the route of relapse" !!! excelent remark !!!

This is great
By: johnlennonjumped. on 08 Nov 08, 22:18:46
This is great

"the tuck"
By: thecallofduty1994. on 06 Nov 08, 20:28:53
"the tuck"

i don give a fuck ...
By: xibonafiedix. on 31 Oct 08, 09:05:39
i don give a fuck watch who u talkin to u soft ass bitch

the bit they walk ...
By: garylssk. on 28 Oct 08, 21:51:27
the bit they walk out the restaurant arguing and hes standing with the coat open is just too funny

is this like the ...
By: RahReplicaGrrrl. on 27 Oct 08, 21:50:30
is this like the only song by q lazarus?

Fuckin funny lol XD
By: KeybladeWielder21. on 21 Oct 08, 14:01:33
Fuckin funny lol XD

good bye horses
By: whyueatmyrice. on 19 Oct 08, 22:40:27
good bye horses

goodbye horses by q ...
By: DUMB1220. on 12 Oct 08, 23:36:37
goodbye horses by q lazarrus

well hannibal series
By: CRAKIZGOOD. on 11 Oct 08, 05:13:25
well hannibal series

goodbye horses by q ...
By: arghk. on 11 Oct 08, 02:59:49
goodbye horses by q lazarrus

whats the song?
By: arrobeach82. on 10 Oct 08, 22:39:12
whats the song?

you mean Silence of ...
By: CoenP. on 10 Oct 08, 19:30:05
you mean Silence of the Lambs, not Hannibal :)

whas's the song
By: rybapan. on 10 Oct 08, 04:45:51
whas's the song

lmfao!
By: UltraChrisss. on 10 Oct 08, 01:22:58
lmfao!

omg i just noticed ...
By: CRAKIZGOOD. on 06 Oct 08, 11:17:47
omg i just noticed its the same scene from the hannibal movie

$Clerks 2 \"ABC\" Dance Scene$

Clerks 2 "ABC" Dance Scene
Posted by: polysics

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Dance scene to Jackson Five's "ABC 123" in "Clerks 2" by Kevin Smith

Related: 123, abc, clerks, five, jackson, kevin, smith

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this movie is ...
By: maccareal87. on 10 Nov 08, 14:26:59
this movie is almost my fav comdey ever i love it so much

all i see is bounce ...
By: ZacDaWood434. on 05 Nov 08, 09:56:56
all i see is bounce bounce bounce at 36

micheal jackson ...
By: darinclarke. on 05 Nov 08, 00:28:07
micheal jackson back in his old days!...if only he wouldnt have messed up his face..

LOL, Jay and Silent ...
By: WhaLLeYSe7eN. on 30 Oct 08, 02:48:49
LOL, Jay and Silent Bob fuckin rule!!!

Pretty sure he's ...
By: BraPirate. on 28 Oct 08, 16:57:54
Pretty sure he's the guy pissing.

who is malcolm ...
By: sixkiller98. on 15 Oct 08, 00:57:43
who is malcolm ingram?

I have 2 pairs of ...
By: KingWatt. on 11 Oct 08, 12:32:24
I have 2 pairs of the same shirt Malcom Ingram is wearing.

Agreed, Rosario ...
By: Mordros. on 08 Oct 08, 00:51:34
Agreed, Rosario Dawson is amazingly hot.

haha the nun
By: Hawks81. on 03 Oct 08, 16:37:47
haha the nun

holy shit dude same
By: thefeastismine19. on 25 Sep 08, 00:35:45
holy shit dude same

I LOVE THIS SCENE.. ...
By: djconfe. on 15 Sep 08, 22:32:31
I LOVE THIS SCENE...!!

yeah haha
By: DiggerNance. on 09 Sep 08, 21:08:57
yeah haha

can't take my eyes ...
By: TheVulgarOne. on 25 Aug 08, 00:40:52
can't take my eyes off them bouncing titties!

Although the last ...
By: fullautofury. on 24 Aug 08, 17:08:52
Although the last 10 minutes or so are kinda sappy, this was probably the funniest film of 2006. This, the argument about racial slurs and the LOTR scene had me laughing so hard my jaw was in pain for the rest of the movie.

lol
By: Funnyman519. on 18 Aug 08, 20:02:32
lol

I see Malcolm ...
By: solidpython. on 18 Aug 08, 19:44:26
I see Malcolm Ingram!

hated this movie... ...
By: FrankieT. on 07 Aug 08, 19:23:43
hated this movie...but this scene was really good. when jay and silent bob come out in pigtails, i nearly pissed myself the first time i saw it

her bouncies are ...
By: kystalFlow. on 02 Aug 08, 15:53:03
her bouncies are mezmerizing

haha i work at fast ...
By: kystalFlow. on 02 Aug 08, 05:25:52
haha i work at fast food restraunt also. i wish it was like this.

it would be cool if ...
By: mannymax. on 29 Jul 08, 00:22:42
it would be cool if the crews in Americas best dance crew where to do the dancers moves this scene was cool

1:34-1:38 randall ...
By: fuzzygrilledcheese. on 25 Jul 08, 15:20:31
1:34-1:38 randall is so hilarious XD

any1 notices how ...
By: tornprincex. on 17 Jul 08, 22:41:30
any1 notices how elias dances (1:33- 1:39) LOL

she has nice boobs ...
By: David10293847561. on 16 Jul 08, 07:09:56
she has nice boobs aspeccialy when she dances.

But that's really ...
By: NiteNephew129. on 15 Jul 08, 03:38:47
But that's really what it's like in New Jersey: there are just roving packs of opportunistic dancers who walk around listening for music so that they can showcase their choreography. It's a tough life in Jersey. You gotta take the dances wherever you can get them. :}

I just didn't like ...
By: davykrump29. on 14 Jul 08, 16:45:18
I just didn't like when all the dancers appeared. It took some of the believability away for me. It would have been perfect in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

Clerks - Lost Scene
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Lost Scene from Clerks X.

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awesome
By: Tmeyer666. on 02 Dec 08, 19:32:31
awesome

I wanna live with a ...
By: babymoondancer. on 02 Dec 08, 14:14:25
I wanna live with a cinnamon clerk To all of his customers he's a big jerk He's my cinnamon clerk... Randal's really more of a strawberry clerk, but I just love the song.

now if the rest of ...
By: DanWA73. on 02 Dec 08, 01:54:23
now if the rest of the episodes this funny the show would still be running...

its on adult swim ...
By: narutofanboy6915. on 01 Dec 08, 23:50:32
its on adult swim on fridays and saturdays at 11:00 pm

They should make ...
By: MrCarlosUSA. on 01 Dec 08, 19:04:08
They should make Clerks 3: the return of Caitlin Bree!

Dare I say, this ...
By: kaosboy13. on 01 Dec 08, 16:35:30
Dare I say, this show was aired before its time. If it was out now, it would be a beloved classic in about 2 seconds flat.

I was waiting for ...
By: Sekiath. on 30 Nov 08, 04:14:31
I was waiting for him to push the casket over. clerks animated is awesome.

man i wished they ...
By: sithlord4886. on 30 Nov 08, 01:05:34
man i wished they brought it back

lmfao wtf
By: kibagirl1213. on 29 Nov 08, 23:55:33
lmfao wtf

this scene is a ...
By: Danny123456789009876. on 28 Nov 08, 08:53:41
this scene is a bonus feature in the 10th anniversary edition of Clerks.

WTF!? FINGER CUPS!? ...
By: ShaDHP23. on 28 Nov 08, 01:35:35
WTF!? FINGER CUPS!? FUCKIN DUCHEBAG!

It wasnt ment to ...
By: BenderBurgers. on 27 Nov 08, 06:34:04
It wasnt ment to follow the movie very much, they mention this during the series.Its basically taking the humor of the movie and being able to do more with it. thats why its animated.

see this is how the ...
By: AClockworkJerry. on 27 Nov 08, 05:34:17
see this is how the animated series should have been made and fuck ABC when you are going to make a tv series based on a R rated movie stick to cable douchebags, like idunno HBO or Comedy Central.

oh man, that was ...
By: calevans08. on 26 Nov 08, 21:47:16
oh man, that was funny!

i dont have this ...
By: churrum. on 25 Nov 08, 19:25:17
i dont have this one in the dvd.

what? it does. u ...
By: samusRulz. on 24 Nov 08, 21:15:19
what? it does. u all no it. the truth hurts

this video has lag
By: samusRulz. on 23 Nov 08, 09:44:00
this video has lag

this is good but it ...
By: mowen4892. on 21 Nov 08, 23:24:09
this is good but it doesnt follow the movie too closely, like in the movie when randal says he was just leaning on the casket and it fell over, when in this he was pushed into it. also alyssa saying that kaitlins been telling everyone she's getting married differs from the movie, with kaitlin not wanting to get married and never saying yes in the first place. other than that it fills up the scene very nicely and i wish they actually shot it. also love the references to mallrats and chasing amy.

Its weird that ...
By: 352Adam. on 21 Nov 08, 18:14:36
Its weird that Alyssa knows Brodie from mall rats and Bankie from Chasing Amy since they are both Jason Lee.

dude its the two ...
By: cosplayersora. on 21 Nov 08, 06:34:34
dude its the two angels from dogma holy shit!

Kevin Smith wrote ...
By: baxterfilms. on 16 Nov 08, 23:34:40
Kevin Smith wrote this a comic book for Oni Press based on what he originally wrote in the first draft (with a few things added) BTW Randal says, "Prematurely ejaculate on your..." what now? Cords? It sounds like it.

that was a little ...
By: SurpentineSacrifice. on 16 Nov 08, 07:23:52
that was a little more like the movie, lol. lots of sexual content, fucks, and shits, and a lot of freaky shit, its so much fuckedupness in 9 minutes! lol

Fat asses are great
By: Rahab111222. on 12 Nov 08, 21:32:30
Fat asses are great

cuz it's a "lost ...
By: EmSeeSquared. on 11 Nov 08, 08:51:40
cuz it's a "lost scene", not "deleted scene". this was part of "Clerks X", the 10th anniversery dvd, and i guess Kevin Smith wanted to do a little something special, and since the cartoon Clerks had come and gone, i guess he decided to write this animated scene to show what happened when they went to the girl's funeral and knock over the casket, as well as insert some links to "Chasing Amy", "Mallrats", and, if you're paying attention to Randal's bible cards, "Dogma".

why is the lost ...
By: hotrod2c. on 11 Nov 08, 04:17:31
why is the lost scene from the movie animated

Clerks 2 Transformers argument
Posted by: jaythex

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Clerks 2 Transformers argument RIPPED DVD

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haha fucking love ...
By: aluraparr. on 02 Dec 08, 07:58:05
haha fucking love clerks

yay for illegal ...
By: boomerro. on 01 Dec 08, 07:48:30
yay for illegal rips!! i dont mind and im glade this is up!

PS. The song is " ...
By: 43anonymous. on 30 Nov 08, 03:00:12
PS. The song is "Welcome Home" by King Diamond

2:10 and on is like ...
By: 43anonymous. on 30 Nov 08, 02:56:27
2:10 and on is like the funniest fucking shit Kevin Smith has ever wrote

lol dont look at ...
By: tlav2008. on 29 Nov 08, 23:57:57
lol dont look at his wee wee

LMAO!! This movie ...
By: FresnoCA93727. on 29 Nov 08, 22:26:15
LMAO!! This movie is so great!

LOL!!! 2:30-I love ...
By: mwftsov1. on 29 Nov 08, 18:41:14
LOL!!! 2:30-I love Silent Bob

dont look at his ...
By: insaneterrain. on 29 Nov 08, 14:55:06
dont look at his wee wee

Hes goes aahhhh Ge
By: XDragofrostX. on 29 Nov 08, 06:23:20
Hes goes aahhhh Ge

sry 0:47 look at ...
By: Kevin7774. on 29 Nov 08, 01:42:17
sry 0:47 look at her face

0:37 epic lol
By: Kevin7774. on 29 Nov 08, 01:41:39
0:37 epic lol

The end of this ...
By: drunkenirish420. on 27 Nov 08, 14:33:57
The end of this video is the best KING DIAMOND IS THE SHIT

rofl i agree!
By: bongowongowongo. on 26 Nov 08, 23:56:25
rofl i agree!

Let me help you ...
By: steely127. on 26 Nov 08, 14:09:39
Let me help you outta your chair grandma!!!!! lmao

your gonna be ...
By: jeretron0. on 26 Nov 08, 00:37:40
your gonna be rollin in the puusy man....dont be gross..lol

LOL 2:33 play back ...
By: dev1lman. on 25 Nov 08, 23:59:03
LOL 2:33 play back over and over

nice shot :)
By: ducati298. on 25 Nov 08, 02:03:03
nice shot :)

Welcome Home by ...
By: kibbles1053. on 24 Nov 08, 19:10:27
Welcome Home by King Diamond

this movie ... EPIC ...
By: dumbxkid. on 24 Nov 08, 01:05:46
this movie ... EPIC !!! even though i love transformers this shits funny as hell

I don't know what ...
By: RockerboyJohn. on 23 Nov 08, 08:29:10
I don't know what Randall's talking about, the Transformers was an awesome cartoon.

....Jay's insta ...
By: xHeartsxBloodx. on 23 Nov 08, 06:39:11
....Jay's insta window hopping and Silent Bob's faces...gotta love it...lol

"dont look at his ...
By: GRANTCEE13. on 22 Nov 08, 13:02:15
"dont look at his weewee" rofl!! XD

OMg hahaha I love ...
By: AmericasHope2008. on 22 Nov 08, 04:37:44
OMg hahaha I love how Randall just keeps peggin him hahah

...
By: i7eathizage. on 21 Nov 08, 21:12:58
looooooooooooooooooooooooool

lol poor elias XD
By: seegrub62. on 21 Nov 08, 20:41:47
lol poor elias XD

Clerks 2 buffalo bill dance
Posted by: Bohemianforlife

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Scary and funny at the same time

Related: 2, bill, buffalo, clerks, dance, lambs, of, silence, the

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my eyes!!!!! my ...
By: oofoche234. on 03 Dec 08, 03:22:42
my eyes!!!!! my eyes!!!

omg soooo funny ( ...
By: rockabillychickee. on 02 Dec 08, 23:35:44
omg soooo funny (tnx gar!)

lol thats my ...
By: ihavenoname12345678. on 02 Dec 08, 17:32:56
lol thats my suprise?

lmao!!!
By: sgtpepper3161. on 02 Dec 08, 06:28:18
lmao!!!

the old tuckaroooo ...
By: noobinround. on 02 Dec 08, 01:51:57
the old tuckaroooo lol

priceless
By: moparmadman25. on 01 Dec 08, 16:31:45
priceless

Priceless. lol
By: LINQ0311. on 01 Dec 08, 02:03:48
Priceless. lol

Q Lazzarus - ...
By: BlueSpirals. on 01 Dec 08, 00:35:00
Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses

q lazzarus
By: gellieuno121. on 30 Nov 08, 17:11:25
q lazzarus

nice tune...from ...
By: tommii0711. on 30 Nov 08, 11:23:52
nice tune...from who is it?

love this scene!!! ...
By: acmectm. on 30 Nov 08, 01:46:58
love this scene!!! ^.^ fuck!ng great

lol...this was ...
By: bananaxrepublica. on 30 Nov 08, 00:04:29
lol...this was goood now i will repost it

Ohhh!
By: CommendatoreAndolini. on 29 Nov 08, 16:09:49
Ohhh!

lol rofl lmao
By: Pennywise946. on 29 Nov 08, 05:07:14
lol rofl lmao

No lie, there's ...
By: coronaandlimegirl. on 29 Nov 08, 01:16:50
No lie, there's this senior in my French class that looks, sounds, and acts like Jay xD

buffalo bill was ...
By: farmanimal69. on 28 Nov 08, 19:55:37
buffalo bill was fucking wierd,jay is funny as shit

Gay, but funny as ...
By: rowdyrod77. on 28 Nov 08, 10:41:20
Gay, but funny as hell compare to the actual part from Silence of the lambs lol!

This movie is ...
By: Dyingasamaggot. on 27 Nov 08, 09:21:05
This movie is comedy all the way.

6 truths of life 1 ...
By: ducati298. on 27 Nov 08, 05:16:24
6 truths of life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this? to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. Here... pass it on fellow idiots lol!

see clerks 2 , its ...
By: 3ggh3ad. on 26 Nov 08, 23:10:06
see clerks 2 , its really woth it if you liked kevin smiths other movies you will lke clerks 2

Well I never saw ...
By: Adreni1ne. on 26 Nov 08, 20:43:04
Well I never saw Silence Of The Lambs I saw Joe Dirt and theres a scene that spoofs Silence of the Lambs in That

clerks 2 is ...
By: theDemon00. on 26 Nov 08, 19:59:44
clerks 2 is hilarious....everyone should at least c it once

You'd need to have ...
By: VoodooChild900. on 26 Nov 08, 19:23:06
You'd need to have seen Silence of the Lambs. It's pretty funny if you have.

ugh thats just gay ...
By: Adreni1ne. on 26 Nov 08, 06:50:42
ugh thats just gay I'm not seeing Clerks 2 now >:(

why?! he don't ...
By: sythe333. on 25 Nov 08, 22:16:38
why?! he don't want it! ....Jay does though

Clerks 2 ABC 123
Posted by: Crawley1

Video duration: 240 seconds
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Clerks 2 ABC 123 scene

Related: 123, abc, abc123, clerks, clerks2

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king fucking diamond
By: cronology. on 01 Dec 08, 00:06:41
king fucking diamond

hahaha i know its ...
By: harlum101. on 26 Nov 08, 09:02:17
hahaha i know its grate

look at her tits go
By: killermel23. on 25 Nov 08, 20:18:01
look at her tits go

hahaha! silent bob ...
By: stella14rockout. on 25 Nov 08, 03:13:16
hahaha! silent bob lipsynching in michael's voice with the pigtails and everything made me fall of my chair!!!!!!!! best movie ever!!!!!

Lemme find out ;]
By: darkrebel777. on 25 Nov 08, 00:41:45
Lemme find out ;]

Lord?
By: EveryMn. on 24 Nov 08, 13:20:16
Lord?

Rosario!!!!!!!!!
By: onewizzard. on 22 Nov 08, 14:08:39
Rosario!!!!!!!!!

I love Elias!
By: mvgirl1989. on 21 Nov 08, 20:19:54
I love Elias!

The thing that ...
By: kpl1228. on 19 Nov 08, 21:42:50
The thing that makes her SO great is, and don't laugh...her personality. There's a million pretty girls out there but she's just a blast. All that fun personality, wit, brains, and great looks. Damn.

lol wow
By: franchizeboy55. on 15 Nov 08, 18:32:18
lol wow

thats what i came ...
By: Revan2552. on 15 Nov 08, 18:16:10
thats what i came here for. i wasn't disappointed either lol

dude...lol
By: franchizeboy55. on 14 Nov 08, 22:34:26
dude...lol

if she hugged me ...
By: pazisad. on 12 Nov 08, 02:35:32
if she hugged me like she did dante, i would have a sexual lawsuit on my hands.

Rosario has been ...
By: Legba85. on 11 Nov 08, 16:15:09
Rosario has been blessed.

why wud u want to ...
By: Leprechaunsquad. on 10 Nov 08, 17:36:47
why wud u want to know what song it is its not even music its screaming

King Diamond - ...
By: SanchoXDaXRocker. on 08 Nov 08, 00:52:45
King Diamond - Welcome Home

plese can any one ...
By: devin0woodruff. on 07 Nov 08, 23:58:51
plese can any one tell me the first soung they play

Lord?
By: justmike. on 07 Nov 08, 19:59:16
Lord?

I love her so much. ...
By: simon1203. on 07 Nov 08, 03:53:46
I love her so much... Wow

Silent Bob doing ...
By: twistedroots666. on 05 Nov 08, 16:06:22
Silent Bob doing the robot is so funny! I laughed so hard I had to get my inhaler. I LOVE THIS SCENE. DANCE ELIAS DANCE!

Welcome Home by ...
By: QuiksilverxThexWolf. on 05 Nov 08, 11:03:47
Welcome Home by King Diamond

all i saw was ...
By: Revan2552. on 04 Nov 08, 04:43:39
all i saw was bouncing tits...can anyone tell me what else happened?

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
By: willdbps. on 03 Nov 08, 11:42:12

Nice. Rosario is ...
By: NestorV. on 02 Nov 08, 00:55:21
Nice. Rosario is bouncy.

3:07 is hilarious~!
By: clairekat24. on 01 Nov 08, 14:26:22
3:07 is hilarious~!

Clerks II - Porch Monkeys (GOOD Quality)
Posted by: gregermeister5

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A scene from Clerks II. This time its not shitty quality, and the sound is much better than most of the other clerks II clips on here. Enjoy.

Related: anderson, brian, clerks, dante, ii, jeff, kevin, ohalloran, randal, smith

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funny
By: Mokenofrs. on 03 Dec 08, 04:17:13
funny

i think we should ...
By: EnigmaticTLC. on 03 Dec 08, 02:43:30
i think we should bring back the word porch monkey

Yay Obama! :] He ...
By: hornylesbonian. on 03 Dec 08, 00:45:56
Yay Obama! :] He supports gay marriage, I love him.

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA.. ...
By: shawnshawn426. on 03 Dec 08, 00:43:58
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA......whooooo whooooowhooooo!!!!

lol i love this ...
By: ortegaatr2. on 02 Dec 08, 20:48:45
lol i love this movie so fuckin funny

I love Dante's face ...
By: EmperorVulcan1985. on 02 Dec 08, 20:14:05
I love Dante's face when Randall says "Nigger Knife" So fuckin hilarious xD

There are 20 angels ...
By: lsadhme111. on 02 Dec 08, 18:10:24
There are 20 angels in this world 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.

lol "She told me to ...
By: ihavenoname12345678. on 02 Dec 08, 17:43:59
lol "She told me to always treat the jewish kids well or they would put the sheeney curse on me." "What the FUCK Randall!!??" LMAO

SHUT UP ALIES!LOL!
By: brandon11225599. on 02 Dec 08, 03:34:04
SHUT UP ALIES!LOL!

White Power
By: hornylesbonian. on 02 Dec 08, 01:33:47
White Power

Naggers!!!!!!
By: IHateWarmPickles. on 01 Dec 08, 00:04:52
Naggers!!!!!!

Yeah it is. "what ...
By: idjdude. on 30 Nov 08, 10:32:39
Yeah it is. "what can I get for you, you little porchmonkey?"..."it's cool, i'm taking it back..." Damn I love Kevin Smith movies!

Dante's face at 2: ...
By: HeroIVsenior. on 30 Nov 08, 01:05:12
Dante's face at 2:50 is great XD

"Baby, you can't ...
By: superfatmonkey64. on 29 Nov 08, 23:18:27
"Baby, you can't taste racism."

Brilliant!
By: FresnoCA93727. on 29 Nov 08, 22:37:19
Brilliant!

Man, I wish at the ...
By: maxisthelaw. on 29 Nov 08, 08:23:41
Man, I wish at the end of this part the camera would turn around just so I could see the look on that mom's face!

"Well listen to you ...
By: Danny123456789009876. on 28 Nov 08, 09:29:17
"Well listen to you...telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin. YOU'RE the racist." "I'm taking it back, you watch." "Heyyyy, what can I get for you? You little porch monkey? That's cool, I'm taking it back". LMMFAO!!! And then toward the end of the movie, he wears a shirt with the word, Porch Monkey on the back. lol....priceless.

"Baby, you can't ...
By: ChilledAsBeans. on 28 Nov 08, 04:38:11
"Baby, you can't taste racism."

Did Randal just ...
By: ChilledAsBeans. on 28 Nov 08, 04:37:58
Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?

This is one of the ...
By: Werebull. on 27 Nov 08, 19:20:24
This is one of the funniest scene ever. Even though I've seen it hundreds of times, I always laugh uncontrollably. Kevin Smith rocks.

come to think of it ...
By: oiboots88. on 26 Nov 08, 04:48:39
come to think of it my grand mother always did call a broken bottle a nigger knife HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Did mr randall just ...
By: killermel23. on 25 Nov 08, 20:20:07
Did mr randall just call donte a nigger

i hope 'porch ...
By: lastunusedname. on 25 Nov 08, 06:21:52
i hope 'porch monkey' does end up meaning something else. If it didn't mean what it does, it would be a funny thing to call someone.

hella funny
By: coolkid8525. on 25 Nov 08, 02:49:56
hella funny

lol rofl :)
By: ducati298. on 25 Nov 08, 01:56:47
lol rofl :)

Trooper Clerks
Posted by: wing43

Video duration: 105 seconds
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Just becuase they serve you, doesn't mean they like you.

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lol. That would be ...
By: evilmajikman. on 03 Dec 08, 04:47:01
lol. That would be a cool movie.

SO FUCKING ORGINAL ...
By: tridosi. on 18 Oct 08, 00:04:55
SO FUCKING ORGINAL XD

I actually had that ...
By: jawilson3ia. on 29 Sep 08, 12:13:02
I actually had that conversation once, "Why, do you wanna have sex or something?" It was great!

I, personally, ...
By: LadyAryun. on 27 Aug 08, 16:18:27
I, personally, adore the Salsa Shark bit. lol. But I've always enjoyed this since I work retail and totally understand. (thank goodness not a convience store)

sad fucks
By: Yarrmon. on 19 May 08, 18:29:50
sad fucks

it's actually, "I'm ...
By: krazyfool88. on 15 Aug 07, 10:00:35
it's actually, "I'm not even supposed to be here today."

Awesome guys! I ...
By: Panterrorr. on 21 Jul 07, 09:20:58
Awesome guys! I agree with Kizzy we need more!

that is freaking ...
By: Kizzyisgod. on 20 Jul 07, 04:51:29
that is freaking awesome!!! they need more!

holy crud muffins. ...
By: heyheyheylin. on 22 Jan 07, 01:32:40
holy crud muffins. I wish that was a real show, becuase I would watch it every single day of my life!

That was sweet, man ...
By: NickMichalak. on 16 Dec 06, 06:40:41
That was sweet, man! -NJM

o fuck , your right ...
By: Augments. on 01 Dec 06, 08:20:52
o fuck , your right lawl eat me

um that was a ...
By: LordDarthHarry. on 30 Nov 06, 21:01:11
um that was a rodian.

that was classic! ...
By: KhaineDarkhart. on 09 Oct 06, 05:34:04
that was classic! go troopers!

weird
By: sirmarkalot32. on 23 Sep 06, 04:39:09
weird

awesome.
By: ArcherofCake. on 06 Sep 06, 03:44:06
awesome.

Congratulations.
By: sonovox. on 13 Aug 06, 06:28:06
Congratulations.

lmao, that was ...
By: Mom4boys. on 29 Jul 06, 21:00:54
lmao, that was great! I shouldn't even be here today!

i saw this on a ...
By: zarth. on 20 Jul 06, 07:30:49
i saw this on a help site back when i was makin a trooper armor

me too
By: soupman345. on 03 Jul 06, 16:21:00
me too

I downloaded it ...
By: Augments. on 17 Jun 06, 23:07:39
I downloaded it from Limewire a long time ago

That's a Rodian.
By: Smoke333. on 17 Jun 06, 11:27:40
That's a Rodian.

LMAO! dude, what a ...
By: mercykillings. on 23 May 06, 03:22:01
LMAO! dude, what a find. this is hilarious! putting a link on myspace.com for this one!

funny when he ...
By: Augments. on 17 May 06, 09:10:45
funny when he shoots the mon calamari

Just because they ...
By: vikingjimmy. on 02 May 06, 09:39:03
Just because they made this video, doesn't mean they like you.

ummmmmmm...The c3po ...
By: natheng. on 27 Apr 06, 01:09:05
ummmmmmm...The c3po thing really creeped me out

Clerks II (Porch Monkey)
Posted by: hopheadnz

Video duration: 261 seconds
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Where taking it back

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God Bless the USA ...
By: hornylesbonian. on 03 Dec 08, 02:59:29
God Bless the USA indeed, Fascist anti-choice bastard

Nice to know that ...
By: oofoche234. on 03 Dec 08, 02:51:51
Nice to know that we havent lost the fine foul stench of the good ol fashioned racist for our enlightened and progressive society. Racist, Patronizing, take a step back in time: God bless the USA

Listen white people ...
By: hornylesbonian. on 02 Dec 08, 23:02:24
Listen white people; Negros are the lowest forms of humans, they are ignorant, ugly, and bad smelling. Hebrews are some of the worst too, they're cheap, and evil. Sand niggers like me belong in the desert.

yea porch monkey is ...
By: kelymac. on 01 Dec 08, 20:04:39
yea porch monkey is a pretty cool word. i wish it wasn't about black people though. i'm with that guy. we sould take it back

transormers the ...
By: panzerbaldus87. on 29 Nov 08, 18:08:29
transormers the best!

this shit is funny
By: tran1595. on 28 Nov 08, 14:15:26
this shit is funny

sheeny course ...
By: Salablaaa. on 27 Nov 08, 13:09:37
sheeny course Bahahaha

you cant taste ...
By: myrvinG. on 27 Nov 08, 03:23:36
you cant taste racism

did randal just ...
By: brennan66693. on 27 Nov 08, 00:39:52
did randal just call mr dante a nigger? SHUT UP ELIAS!!!!!!!! haha

yo iam black love ...
By: jwzero. on 24 Nov 08, 19:04:03
yo iam black love all of kevin smith movies and this was a great scene iam not offened the only thing i hate is how fuckin stupid people absorb this scene!!!!!!

its kool im takin ...
By: mmm4552. on 24 Nov 08, 04:06:51
its kool im takin it back ahahahahahahahah hilarious

I didn't know that ...
By: gpk1982. on 24 Nov 08, 00:40:53
I didn't know that was what he had said either - lol.

I love this scene ...
By: gpk1982. on 24 Nov 08, 00:37:41
I love this scene lol!

love this movie
By: johncena401. on 22 Nov 08, 02:11:08
love this movie

my msn name is ...
By: stevothejackass. on 21 Nov 08, 18:16:44
my msn name is porch monkeys for life

lol is that what he ...
By: stevothejackass. on 21 Nov 08, 18:16:26
lol is that what he says???hahahaha

heh specialy rosario
By: makavelisapostle. on 21 Nov 08, 08:42:36
heh specialy rosario

nicely put!!!
By: makavelisapostle. on 21 Nov 08, 08:38:33
nicely put!!!

Well you see theres ...
By: EnglishKnightPower. on 20 Nov 08, 14:45:57
Well you see theres the problem dna didn't proove anything, it gave rise to a bunch of THEORYS, and they are now preaching 1 theory (out of africa) as the absolute truth, purely for socio-political reasons such as the one you mentioned, nothing todo with truth.

"Baby, you can't ...
By: ChilledAsBeans. on 20 Nov 08, 01:57:03
"Baby, you can't taste racism."

Did Randal just ...
By: ChilledAsBeans. on 20 Nov 08, 01:52:32
Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?

english knight huh? ...
By: Raedan23. on 20 Nov 08, 01:17:21
english knight huh? well do us all a favour and fuck off back to the 11th century. you know, back when your ideas and beliefs still had any meaning. it must be so hard for you to cope living in the present since dna proved that humanity began in africa and the u.s. just elected a black president.

PORCH MONKEYS 4 ...
By: sk8er051888. on 19 Nov 08, 21:38:12
PORCH MONKEYS 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!

He should have ...
By: EnglishKnightPower. on 19 Nov 08, 11:15:54
He should have called that goofy spic/nig woman a nigger too and then beat her up. Who lets a woman push them around especially one from browntown. This was the only good part of this shit type of movie.

I like how she ...
By: pissed7off. on 19 Nov 08, 06:10:05
I like how she threw "cracker-ass" right back at him, and continued to act like a "victim".

Clerks 2 Donkey Scene
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Ladies and ...
By: MrCarlosUSA. on 02 Dec 08, 22:32:55
Ladies and Gentlemen...& you Elias!!!!!!!

lol cake, donkey ...
By: nuclearninjamuffin. on 02 Dec 08, 01:21:21
lol cake, donkey shows, weed what more could u ask for

love this part!!!!! ...
By: sslmzlady. on 29 Nov 08, 23:05:32
love this part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I HAVE A HUGE ...
By: assahoy1. on 29 Nov 08, 19:22:10
"I HAVE A HUGE BONER RIGHT NOW!" haha FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!

"Quick...hit that ...
By: Danny123456789009876. on 28 Nov 08, 09:53:01
"Quick...hit that two timing fucker with this."......Hey, wanna go out sometime?" Damn I LOVE clerks!! Randall's face at 3:33 lol

best scene in the ...
By: killermel23. on 26 Nov 08, 22:28:42
best scene in the movie

LOL, funniest scene ...
By: OcarinaofTimeBGE. on 26 Nov 08, 10:35:12
LOL, funniest scene from the movie...apart from jay dancing like buffalo bill.lol "ooh, cake!"

"you guys are gonna ...
By: gamemaster014. on 25 Nov 08, 05:22:57
"you guys are gonna miss it the big guys gonna cornhole that ass with his weiner" lmao

"oh, not again, ...
By: jsteel120. on 24 Nov 08, 20:46:47
"oh, not again, gotta finish!" ROFL

yeah so he would ...
By: sexpistolsdaz. on 21 Nov 08, 16:40:43
yeah so he would just run in if there was a fire

Nobody gets turned ...
By: thejuggalohomie. on 21 Nov 08, 16:19:32
Nobody gets turned on by this!! Then the othwe masturbating to it.

"ooh cake" lmfao
By: byaahhh. on 19 Nov 08, 03:19:06
"ooh cake" lmfao

possibly THE ...
By: killerkotetsu. on 19 Nov 08, 01:16:07
possibly THE funniest movie EVER!!!!

Yo we love pussy!
By: atti97. on 18 Nov 08, 18:54:16
Yo we love pussy!

"I'm disgusted and ...
By: 6shadow6lord6. on 18 Nov 08, 06:28:15
"I'm disgusted and horrified and I...can't stop watching." Exactly how we all felt with that scene.

"Kelly can be a ...
By: MikeGBeatdown. on 17 Nov 08, 16:01:35
"Kelly can be a guys name too..HEYYY"

Where can I get a ...
By: gunji52. on 17 Nov 08, 06:32:42
Where can I get a set of chaps like "The Sexy Stud"!:)

NAUGHTY
By: JohnnyC1072. on 17 Nov 08, 03:11:47
NAUGHTY

..with his weiner!
By: JohnnyC1072. on 17 Nov 08, 03:00:00
..with his weiner!

Well, I guess the ...
By: JohnnyC1072. on 17 Nov 08, 02:55:46
Well, I guess the sho's over .... I don't think so, SIR. That big guy's gonna corn hole that donkey...

LMFAO!! "get ...
By: zombiehorde99. on 16 Nov 08, 03:12:31
LMFAO!! "get ready for some hardcore beastiality!" "INTERSPECIES EROTICA!" hahaha

=( Donkey Show
By: KingVirmire. on 15 Nov 08, 23:58:19
=( Donkey Show

'Get ready for some ...
By: weaselstomp. on 15 Nov 08, 13:42:25
'Get ready for some hardcore BEASTIALITY! :)' 'Interspecies Erotica, fucko!' LMAO I love that line.

if he gon Jerk-Off ...
By: hess1912. on 14 Nov 08, 15:17:18
if he gon Jerk-Off i'm gonna Jerk-Off to!!!! i'm sorry Jesus!!! :(

Honk if you luva ...
By: YourBCbuddy420420. on 14 Nov 08, 03:08:17
Honk if you luva like pussy

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