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Patton - 'Give me 400 000 gallons'
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'Give me 400000 gallons,l will go Berlin'

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What victory ? it ...
By: 23Revan84. on 22 Nov 08, 07:47:07
What victory ? it taste bitter as defeat.

Difference between ...
By: 23Revan84. on 22 Nov 08, 07:43:28
Difference between the Soviets and Allies )British, American, Canadian, Austrailian, etc) force is that they believeing in saving lives and not throwing it away compared to Russian human wave assualt. True Soviets fought the bulk of the force of the German army, but think the allies decided to never to fight the axis powers ? Japanese would have intervened soon if U.S. did not step in, and Japanese would have lead an assualt on eastern Russia.

You are partially ...
By: kentamitchell. on 21 Nov 08, 13:19:07
You are partially correct. Of course, things would have changed DRAMATICALLY on 8/6/45.

Ioizmavr, I belive ...
By: Grubnar. on 18 Nov 08, 10:36:40
Ioizmavr, I belive the Capslock key on your keyboard may be stuck. Aside from that, you are indeed correct. The American (and British) forces often did have a hard time fighting the German forces and if the bulk of them (75%) had not been stuck fighting the Soviets on the Eastern front, it is quite possible that they would have had an even harder time.

dipshit
By: 1987chevywagon. on 18 Nov 08, 01:53:53
dipshit

I THANK THE RED ...
By: loizmavr. on 17 Nov 08, 15:50:48
I THANK THE RED ARMY FOR THEIR GREAT VICTORY AT WW II. WITHOUT THEM YOU WILL STILL FIGHT AGAINST THE GERMANS!! YOU NEEDED 11 MONTHS TO REACH ELVA RIVER, FROM NORMANDIE, AND 2 YEARS TO REACH MILANO FROM SICILY!!! ZZZZzzz. AND THIS AGAINST ONE ARMY WITH NO AEROPLANES; NO COURAGE; NO PERSONNAL!! HA HA

pattion said to ...
By: amdo2008dragon. on 17 Nov 08, 10:42:03
pattion said to truman nail china down before it becomes a monster too bad to handle . kill the chinese communist bastard and many countries will be free like eastern turkestan , mongolia , thailans , burma , eastern parts of india and pakistan terrorist from geeting weapons from the chinese asshole and last but not the least my peace loving buddhist country tibet plzzzzzzzzzzzzz guyssssssssssss

guys can some one ...
By: amdo2008dragon. on 17 Nov 08, 10:39:27
guys can some one nail the mother fucker communist bastard chinese dog eating down plz , and free tibet . i knew my history books were written kick chihna ass before its too late

Oh, the Western ...
By: bruk5. on 15 Nov 08, 14:35:46
Oh, the Western power did send an expedition, but they were crushed. The Mensheviks were on their last legs. Germany would have refused.

It is difficult to ...
By: KronprinzAdam. on 15 Nov 08, 14:01:17
It is difficult to say. What if the menschevik faction would win the war against Lenin in the 20s? What if the Western Powers would do an expedition to crush him once and for all? What if a democratized Germany joined this common expedition? Anyway, you're forgetting the main country affected by Versailles resolutions, which became the world's major power at some point of the history: Germany.

Stalin unified the ...
By: bruk5. on 15 Nov 08, 12:34:01
Stalin unified the Soviets, and would have been more expansionist. A wimpified Europe would have bended over a barrel for the red army. Stalin would have a Soviet Union going across all of Continental Eurasia.

Woodrow Wilson did ...
By: KronprinzAdam. on 15 Nov 08, 11:44:33
Woodrow Wilson did a proposal, for a peacified Europe, less agressive for living in harmony, which was humanist and modern, after the suffering of the great war. Imagine, no Versailles, reduction of the colonials powers of France and UK, no militarized Germany, no Franco, Mussolini, Hitler...and maybe no Stalin as well. Soon, the countries that were formed clashed among each other in the 30s (Italy, Spain, Germany, Soviet Union, Poland). But it is was just the dream of an american president

Not really. At that ...
By: KronprinzAdam. on 15 Nov 08, 11:41:21
Not really. At that moment, the bolscheviks were at civil war with other groups and nations (Finland, Poland, Ucrania), so they were not unified. Main problem were that England and France were colonial, imperialist powers all over the world. Imperialist powers need also strong military. Germany had also strong militarism. Versailles treaty was really harsh for them, and quickly, paramilitary groups and right-wing military factions were formed.

About the 14 points ...
By: bruk5. on 15 Nov 08, 10:44:22
About the 14 points, That would leave the European powers a bunch of pussies who would bend over if the Soviets invaded. Stalin was a power hungry monster, and he would take advantage of a Pussified west.

might i suggest ...
By: bruk5. on 13 Nov 08, 22:46:13
might i suggest neville chamberlain?

What about ...
By: bruk5. on 13 Nov 08, 22:40:16
What about Bolshevik Russia? when Stalin took power, he would have rolled over Continental Europe.

Who was taking on ...
By: bruk5. on 13 Nov 08, 22:28:56
Who was taking on Japan then? *cough*Non aggression pace*cough*?

It is not how many ...
By: kepler1000. on 09 Nov 08, 21:28:06
It is not how many you kill, but who you kill, and what you take out. The simple fact is it was the allied bombing campaign that ended any hope of German victory. The reason you have such a high death total of Germans is because the Germans would surrender to American or Brit forces becuase they would live, if you surrendered to the Russians you would slaughtered or sent to a death camp in Siberia.

the tanks are ...
By: justsuper9. on 05 Nov 08, 08:50:16
the tanks are actually m40 "Patton" main battle tanks. funny huh?

they had the wrong ...
By: rkhale01. on 04 Nov 08, 19:13:29
they had the wrong type of tanks because when they made the movie there was a budget and the ww2 tanks costed more than the other tanks that looked like them to rent for the movie it what i think i heard off tv or something like that

You're both correct ...
By: kb5zht. on 03 Nov 08, 04:14:50
You're both correct. As awesome as the movie was (I have the dvd director's edition), they lacked the correct tanks for the most part (or mock ups of same). In the first battle scene where Patton ambushes rommel, all those "german" tanks were actually american tanks as well painted to look like rommel's.

Do you realize that ...
By: radio187. on 31 Oct 08, 14:38:14
Do you realize that it cost the Red Army 100,000 casualties to take Berlin? And Berlin was in the Soviet zone of occupation. There was no reason to go to Berlin since it would have been handed over to the Russians anyhow. Victory is not in capturing territory, but in defeating the enemy forces. I'd have taken a mountain of Wehrmacht corpses over Berlin any day.

Ike was a West ...
By: radio187. on 31 Oct 08, 14:33:24
Ike was a West Point grad, a five-star general, supreme commander of the greatest army in history, and two-term president of the United States. And you're a dumbass.

"My opinion is: ...
By: ale89515. on 30 Oct 08, 01:43:06
"My opinion is: you're a dumbass." -- Red Foreman

"Didn't the US use ...
By: LordBLB. on 28 Oct 08, 16:24:27
"Didn't the US use sherman tanks? Those tanks in the background look wrong." I think you're right. Those look like Patton tanks, which weren't used until the end of Korea and Vietnam I think. Good eye!

George C. Scott (Patton) Introduction
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Speech from famous American World War II general George Patton, acted by George C. Scott.

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My hope and prayers ...
By: EaglesRevenge31. on 22 Nov 08, 08:05:45
My hope and prayers are that the younger generation wakes up and realizes that freedom is never free. They have been given a precious gift of freedom and prosperity purchased by sweat and blood of patriots, soldiers and our ancestors. Many countries would like to take over our country for its natural resources water and land etc. Yet the younger people do not realize the gifts that they have been given.

"Wars were one by ...
By: redremenant. on 21 Nov 08, 08:45:45
"Wars were one by making the other son of a bitch die for his." Brilliant strategist but a fucken whack job.

If that happens, ...
By: AllHailShemp. on 21 Nov 08, 06:39:07
If that happens, then America is doomed.

lol he said he ...
By: abpnw. on 20 Nov 08, 00:52:59
lol he said he would have us in a fight with the soviet union and make it look like their fought. He was a hell of a worrior, but with nuclear war i don't know if id want him as a president.

now i would like ...
By: 2fly4u274. on 19 Nov 08, 02:08:41
now i would like him as pres. not tryn to be races but the monkey we got now ant got balls like this man.

My grandfather ...
By: 1998disco72. on 18 Nov 08, 06:46:52
My grandfather served with Patton in North Africa. He said the movie made him look like a kitty cat.

He is the last of a ...
By: 1998disco72. on 18 Nov 08, 06:45:38
He is the last of a dying breed.

It wasn't my ...
By: maddingo12. on 18 Nov 08, 02:52:17
It wasn't my intention to shit all over Patton. I'm not saying he was incompetent and stupid. But compared to the German, Soviet and Montgomery...he was never in a position of inferiority in terms of supplies, logistics, firepower, air superiority, reinforcements and sheer numbers. He never had his back to the wall. Its one thing to win battles when you have everything you need and quite another when you have little resources.

To the Reich, the ...
By: IggyHazard. on 17 Nov 08, 23:04:21
To the Reich, the individual is an expendable commodity of the greater whole, just like in Soviet Russia where car drives you.

Patton is the ...
By: longbowgold67. on 17 Nov 08, 22:01:06
Patton is the middle ground between Montgomery and Rommel. Rommel did not understand organization at all, he knew how to move. But he didn't know how to look after his forces. Montgomery was the opposite, but Patton could do both.

Its not about ...
By: maddingo12. on 17 Nov 08, 21:14:29
Its not about idolizing. Its about saying who demonstrated the best ability to command.

patton
By: mk13ultra4th. on 17 Nov 08, 19:27:37
patton

Sure, he deserves ...
By: IggyHazard. on 17 Nov 08, 17:07:01
Sure, he deserves credit in that respect. Germans have always been known for their ability to organize. I've got to be honest with you, though. I find it hard, even impossible, to idolize anyone who worked for the Reich. I do, however, idolize Robert E. Lee.

Compare him to ...
By: maddingo12. on 17 Nov 08, 16:46:55
Compare him to Rommel who took over North Africa, beat back the British and handed the Americans their first hard ass whipping with a handful of divisions, low fuel, very few airplanes and no reinforcements. He did it with tactics and strategy. True leadership. He didn't just overwhelm his opponent. Give me one example of Patton pulling off a huge victory as an underdog? The German commanders constantly had to contend with low reinforcements and bad logistics.

That's only logical ...
By: IggyHazard. on 17 Nov 08, 16:01:59
That's only logical, though. Why would he NOT want to be well-equipped or even better equipped than the enemy?

this excellent ...
By: ShakespeareHamlet. on 17 Nov 08, 13:47:53
this excellent speech is actually a composite of things that Patton said at different times (and watered-down, at that). His language was harsher than that used in the movie.

you're right. God ...
By: ShakespeareHamlet. on 17 Nov 08, 13:45:43
you're right. God DAMN the president-elect. that fucking son of a bitch should be lynched and hung on a tree.

You have no idea ...
By: 1998disco72. on 16 Nov 08, 07:28:39
You have no idea what you are talking about. My grandfather served with Patton from north Africa to Sicily to Italy. He told me that the movie made him look like a kitten.

patton good man a ...
By: davidthegreatgeneral. on 14 Nov 08, 23:46:05
patton good man a good military leader

There's only ever ...
By: IggyHazard. on 14 Nov 08, 20:34:29
There's only ever been one part of this speech that never sat right with me and that's his statement on individuality. I understand that war is a team effort, but if freedom is defined as individuality and totalitarianism is defined as collectivism, then individuality is what seperates us from the Hun. That's true if the Hun is the Nazis. That's true if the Hun is the Soviets. That's true if the Hun is Islamist cavemen. That's true if the Hun is the EU. That's true if the Hun is Obama.

Don't forget ...
By: IggyHazard. on 14 Nov 08, 20:31:33
Don't forget MacArthur.

One bad-ass sum ...
By: jdubya57. on 14 Nov 08, 09:55:41
One bad-ass sum bitch!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! God DAMN her ENEMIES!!!

God gives us men ...
By: charityGSHS. on 14 Nov 08, 02:56:10
God gives us men like Gen. Patton again.

Most overrated WW2 ...
By: maddingo12. on 13 Nov 08, 22:43:23
Most overrated WW2 general ever. He never fought a battle where he didn't have absolute air superiority, numerical superiority in troops/tanks, absolute firepower (artilley) and he had all the supplies that he could ever use. No wonder he pulled off victories.

What we need to ...
By: bruk5. on 13 Nov 08, 22:18:20
What we need to fight the War on Terror are men like Patton and Churchill, and not men like Kucinich and Chamberlain.

Incredible! New George S Patton speech: Iraq & modern world
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Awe-inspiring performance! Writer/Actor/Comedia n, MikeKaminski.com as General George S. Patton...rants about Iraq and the modern world situation! "An absolute must-see!!"

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My hope and prayers ...
By: Greenberg31. on 22 Nov 08, 07:53:49
My hope and prayers are that the younger generation wakes up and realizes that freedom is never free. They have been given a precious gift of freedom and prosperity purchased by sweat and blood of patriots, soldiers and our ancestors. Many countries would like to take over our country for its natural resources water and land etc. Yet the younger people do not realize the gifts that they have been given.

What an awesome ...
By: JD8843. on 21 Nov 08, 21:37:11
What an awesome video, no way this will fly under our current "President Elect"....God Bless the Troops!

All religions are ...
By: DogEditus. on 21 Nov 08, 19:37:24
All religions are fundamentalist, if it is not, it is no religion at all.

LOL this was ...
By: Jondazzle. on 21 Nov 08, 15:23:16
LOL this was hilarious, satire is awesome. But fundamental Judaism, christianity, and islam, are all the same and need to be put in cages whenever and wherever are found. I think I can outdrink any world leader. So... when you meet a vegan, teetotaller, (* Hitler* cough), monotheist, and hey! American Idol did more good that any war!. PS, I thought Exorcist III was awesome 'cause of Scott!

And, if you ...
By: A2ZNP1971K. on 21 Nov 08, 07:05:25
And, if you actually spoke English as a first language, Joey...we might all have actually understood what you meant. Just for future reference, as opposed to "there", the proper use of the English contraction, meaning "they are" is to say "they're". Please, do try to study in your ESL classes, or whatever it is they call them in the UK, please. Thank you.

last. fm/group/ ...
By: 05conrad. on 20 Nov 08, 22:18:14
last. fm/group/George+Patton - lastfm Group for fans of George S. Patton

there are no real ...
By: joeydemarco2Para. on 20 Nov 08, 21:50:30
there are no real Americans there all english inbreds hahaha

That money should ...
By: Skiboni. on 20 Nov 08, 05:31:19
That money should have went to infrastructure and tax breaks or credits to companies who open or increase manufacturing here. People work then cycle money here. Construction workers both legal, and not, out of work. A great many of nursing facilities are going to be needed in the next few decades. well unless there is a good bird flu. Chapter eleven for GM? Then Chapter eleven for AIG. And yeah they both have it coming. So does the consumer who took out the equity loans.

The youth of ...
By: beallendall08. on 20 Nov 08, 03:03:32
The youth of America will be dormant until the source of power to their Xbox is interupted. A painful future awaits.

"Never again" We ...
By: AtlasTitanX. on 20 Nov 08, 00:46:44
"Never again" We must fight for freedom we must fight tyranny we must march to meet our enemies and destroy them for we are freedom we represent what this country was built on!

LOL
By: AtlasTitanX. on 20 Nov 08, 00:43:07
LOL

A2Z, no doubt they ...
By: Marly61. on 19 Nov 08, 08:56:56
A2Z, no doubt they are on "both sides of the fence." You can even expand that idea to "both sides of the world" because elites world-wide support eachother in their efforts to control world resources and wealth regardless of the beliefs of their countries population.

israel should/can ...
By: holidayhouse03. on 19 Nov 08, 03:30:54
israel should/can take care of itself. they should make it plain, if they have not already, to iran that 5 minutes after you launch on us we will launch on you and send your entire population to meet allah. we might get to heaven first but you'll be right behind us.

Throwing money to ...
By: A2ZNP1971K. on 19 Nov 08, 02:40:45
Throwing money to the criminals who created the whole situation though? BAD IDEA! I'm willing to give them amnesty from being tried for economic terrorism, but they sure as hell shouldn't be rewarded with a grant from taxpayers to get their businesses back in line when they were SEVERELY unethical in their business practices.

There should also ...
By: A2ZNP1971K. on 19 Nov 08, 02:38:15
There should also be a clause in the law that has the negative information removed from the credit reports of those people who got screwed. Not everybody, mind you, because there will always be deadbeats...but to the majority who couldn't pay their mortgage due to fraudulent misrepresentation of facts during the closing process. This way, American families can get their lives back, and suddenly people are paying their loans again. The system fixes itself.

Yup, understood, ...
By: A2ZNP1971K. on 19 Nov 08, 02:35:05
Yup, understood, Marly. Just as long as we all understand that those elites are on both sides of the political fence. They use class warfare to get themselves elected, then go right back to screwing people again. That bailout money should go to the people who got screwed on their lending contracts, with the stipulation that they use the money to resume paying their loans under the original terms they signed on for.

inspiring video!
By: mpdivo. on 19 Nov 08, 01:18:38
inspiring video!

P.S: For Half the ...
By: RayTheRealPlumber. on 19 Nov 08, 00:17:59
P.S: For Half the Cost of what we already pay Halliburton.

Israel? Their ...
By: RayTheRealPlumber. on 19 Nov 08, 00:14:04
Israel? Their Military is really Bad Ass. Turkey? The Turks invented Medieval Times. They also have the Brains to Know the difference between Religion and War. Turkey is a very possible and Powerful ally under a "Change", An Obama Administration. The U.S. can destroy the World 4 times over with our Nuclear Trident Class Submarines alone. If Obama plays his cards right, We can get our troops home from Iraq and Sub-Contract out the entire Operation Iraqi Freedom effort over to the Turks!

LoL what a load of ...
By: mipoleon. on 18 Nov 08, 15:10:06
LoL what a load of neoconservative propaganda. 3rd world countries threatening our freedom is absurd. Iran is welcome to try and wipe Israel and its 300+ nuclear warheads off the planet. That would only result in the nation of Iran becoming a giant sheet of glass. Think before you speak.

Nice message, I ...
By: alfacentori. on 18 Nov 08, 13:02:12
Nice message, I approve, this PC crap has gone way way to far, people need to wake up and realise how the world really is and always has been. Learn from History, others died for the lessons. That is all.

Enjoy your wars ...
By: UltMitSinner78. on 18 Nov 08, 11:27:19
Enjoy your wars yankee doodle dumbells no country will ever help you. You have isolated yourself and you will fail just like in Vitenam. Like the body count soar.

Patton would have ...
By: zombiesoiree. on 18 Nov 08, 09:01:22
Patton would have pushed us into war with Russia! I think I'll pass on that, thanks.

It is a shame that ...
By: Alex989Y. on 18 Nov 08, 08:13:18
It is a shame that men like these no longer lead our countries. Winston Churchill should have been Primeminister for as long as possible and Patton should have been President.

Unfortunately for ...
By: Marly61. on 18 Nov 08, 06:48:51
Unfortunately for the market, voters have just voted for change. A referendum on this economic policy of rampant deregulation.What were seeing from Obamas team is an accepting of this logic that they need to give the market what it wants, continuity, smooth transition, which is really just code for more of the same. And when you hear names like Larry Summers being bandied about for Treasury Secretary, thats feeding the market exactly what it wants, which is more of the same.

General George Patton Has A Solution To The Iraq War
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General Patton appears on Imus with a solution to the war.

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By: 05conrad. on 20 Nov 08, 22:17:52
last. fm/group/George+Patton - the lastfm Group for fans of George S. Patton

Patton = pwnage. ...
By: IggyHazard. on 17 Nov 08, 23:08:10
Patton = pwnage. That was inspirational.

Patton for ...
By: Tmineff. on 11 Nov 08, 21:01:15
Patton for president.

The muslim commie ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 05 Nov 08, 12:16:40
The muslim commie who deceived & defrauded a nation into the office by hypocrisy used money to buy: -intimidation, legal harassment on any anti-Obama supporters or endorsements -silence, any damaging or negative information on Obama were qwelled -promises, verbal promises by Obama to many of the undecided. Time to pay up -ads, Obama spent a quarter of a billion dollars in ads that were filled w/misinformation about John McCain. The MSM HAS SUCCESSFULLY STIFLED ANY NEGATIVE INFO for 20 months

Never in the ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 05 Nov 08, 12:16:20
Never in the history of presidential candidates, has a candidate come out of the woodworks exemplifying & characterizing this Democratic Party so perfectly. This liberal socialist party, new communist party, w/Nancy Pelosi-madam speaker at itS helm, is responsible for itS low & epic congressional approval rating. This Logan Act violator has passed 855 bills w/o voting or debates in the Senate. Costing us taxpayers $9 Billion in pork & earmarks. Easy 4 them NOT 2 blame last 2 yrs on themselves.

Look I don't care ...
By: Sombomombo. on 05 Nov 08, 11:11:01
Look I don't care who wins/won, I dont care about the election, and for god sake this int my real name jackass. So where the fuck do you get off calling me a terrorist. Now here's how I think the election thing is going to work out. First, someone wins. Second, G.Bush gets assasinated. Lastly no huge changes to the government.

Hey Sambamambo ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 04 Nov 08, 13:31:23
Hey Sambamambo mumbojumbo... Obumbo is a liar financed by terrorists. Hey mumbojumbo, this is a free country... if you want to support somebody terrorists support & endorse(!), be my guest! I'm NOT the traitor! Ilove my freedom. Too many have died for what I have. But you go ahead & support HIM, that are endorsed by those who beheaded some of our boys, civilians & local people.

Now for the rest of ...
By: Sombomombo. on 04 Nov 08, 11:21:28
Now for the rest of you who decide to comment about the election on this FUNNY video, read my comments to jefeisdgaurd. Then think about the topic of your comment.

You stupid itiots, ...
By: Sombomombo. on 04 Nov 08, 11:18:50
You stupid itiots, wait are you acting stupid on purpose? Because sinc you dung heads can't get to seem to get the idea of this god damn video. HUMOR! No polotics, no spicific reason, just fucking humor!!!

fuck yes!
By: 1Gaumer. on 03 Nov 08, 10:52:59
fuck yes!

Obama's wealth ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 02 Nov 08, 18:42:32
Obama's wealth redistribution might not be so bad after he's elected president. Once ur taxes go up, bills get higher & ur wondering who to lay off... take a walk thru the parking lot & start w/cars w/Obama bumperstickers 1st! You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income. You cannot establish security on borrowed money. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they will not do for themselves. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.

God damn you people ...
By: Sombomombo. on 02 Nov 08, 18:05:37
God damn you people r messed up. This is a vid of humor not a fucking election. Man its like every funny vid on utube is being screwed by government morons who keep bugging us to do shit to solve some problem over seas by voting for either the old man or an itiot. So knock it the fuck of and shut the hell up! Fucking cocksuckers god!

"But hell, I don't ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 02 Nov 08, 14:25:46
"But hell, I don't see you coming up with anything that could prevent this plan from going into action now do I?" Hmmm, did you see my name on the ballot? Dumbass! Your assumptions that the war 'over there' is a never-ending-battle-over-pathetic-reasons just goes to show your ignorance. The reasons were valid & the reasons came from Bill Clinton NOT BUSH!

"Wow, you sound ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 02 Nov 08, 13:56:09
"Wow, you sound like some kind of Dick Cheney/BIll O'Reilly demon spawn." Thanks! John McCains policies mirror Bush's, it'll work! Worked for the 1st 6 yrs until the Dems were elected & now itS screwed up, remember? Palin has more experience as A CEO than McCain, Obama or Biden. Palin DOES NOT vote 'present' like Obama! Count the 143 days minus 123 days of voting 'present' by Obama... leaves 20 days of experience. You REALLY THINK OBAMA SHOULD BE PRESIDENT WITH 20 DAYS EXPERIENCE? U mental?

What the...? Hell I ...
By: Sombomombo. on 02 Nov 08, 13:38:05
What the...? Hell I wasn't talking about election season you dumbass. I was talking about the plan that seemed so god damn simple. I mean hell, no matter what there will be war in that god damn messed up group of country. Now we all know what's going on over there isn't even a war! It's a stupid, useless never ending battle over pathetic reasons. But hell, I don't see you coming up with anything that could prevent this plan from going into action now do I? And yes, I am from the US.

Wow, you sound like ...
By: Bonescythe. on 02 Nov 08, 11:23:29
Wow, you sound like some kind of Dick Cheney/BIll O'Reilly demon spawn. What about John McCain, who will keep us spiraling into this economic hellhole, and who possibly ratted us out to the Vietcong? And lets not forget the walking affront to people with brains, Sarah Palin, who will become president when John, the old cripple dies.Shes corrupt, an idiot with money and has an IQ less than her shoe size.

Whoah! I certainly ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 01 Nov 08, 16:41:09
Whoah! I certainly hope you are NOT voting for that socialist commie marxist muslim homosexual plagiarist prevaricator masquerading in christian clothing(!)... are you? If you have the 'cajones' to answer this comment & prove me wrong & produce your evidence. Obama is going to commit the biggest election fraud in American history! Thru ACORN, attacking private citizens, lawsuits, lies, deceit, pandering, flip-flops, MoveOn, MSM,etc. He has spent over $600 Mill! The ball is now in your court.

My thoughts exactly.
By: Sombomombo. on 01 Nov 08, 16:19:34
My thoughts exactly.

2 words, FUCK OFF!
By: Sombomombo. on 01 Nov 08, 16:15:39
2 words, FUCK OFF!

LOL What a great ...
By: Mexico47. on 31 Oct 08, 20:56:14
LOL What a great idea. I saw we try it what else could we lose

The comments you ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 31 Oct 08, 02:54:35
The comments you spew arent groundless? Regardless if his school was non-religious, Obama(Barry Soetoro) attended the Islamic classes at THIS school. Prayed in the Mosque w/stepdad, learned to speak arabic & recite the 'call to prayer at sunrise'. Grandmother boasts she was there when Obama was born. Obama refuses court orders to disclose his birth records which should raise flags amongst all voters, including & especially YOU! Endorsed by those who HATE America!

Name a single ...
By: jefeisdguard. on 31 Oct 08, 02:38:44
Name a single country that doesnT have muslims! You canT?

my replied was to a ...
By: evilblades. on 30 Oct 08, 23:22:55
my replied was to a comment that basically translates as "Muslim countries endorse obama, that means hes a terrorist!" or are you saying whenever someone "americalike" is pro obama it is unimportant? as for France's president sarkozy, he is a known racist and a horrible president. and what other countries think most certainly matters if you consider your nation a leader of the free world, and the office benefits from a charismatic leader to unite nations.

half of America, ...
By: Floridanon407. on 30 Oct 08, 22:29:39
half of America, and the president of france thinks Obama is a joke the simple issue is this, the one and ONLY country who's peoples opinion matters in the case of President of the United States of America, is that of the USA, i couldnt give even half a damn what the rest of the world thinks if my life depended on it

name a single ...
By: evilblades. on 30 Oct 08, 21:59:34
name a single country that matters where McCain is favored by the people.... you cant?

Patton Oswalt on the KFC Famous bowls
Posted by: subpoprecords

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Patton Oswalt describes his thoughts on the gravy filled mound of despair known as the KFC famous bowl or as he likes to call it a failure pile in a sadness bowl. This clip comes from the dvd included with his latest comedy album Werewolves & Lollipops avaialable here:
http://www.subpop .com/releases/patton _oswalt/full_lengths /werewolves_and_loll ipops

Related: birth, bowl, bowls, dukes, failure, famous, hazzard, kfc, lollipops, old, oswalt, patton, pile, ratatouille, sadness, werewolves, woman

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Haha! This video is ...
By: camerontjones. on 22 Nov 08, 02:26:35
Haha! This video is in Michael Jackson's Favorites.

if u REALLY think ...
By: hellomrsnuf. on 21 Nov 08, 23:23:20
if u REALLY think that, i suggest u see a doctor...

lmao
By: hellomrsnuf. on 21 Nov 08, 23:22:57
lmao

whatever man, that ...
By: Spyscience. on 21 Nov 08, 23:13:03
whatever man, that shit is funny! if you disagree I would like to know who you think is funny so i can compare.

the failure pile ...
By: travis122imdb. on 21 Nov 08, 18:26:53
the failure pile would be the people who actually believe this whiny overfed unathletic slob is funny.

Why does Micheal ...
By: XPillage. on 21 Nov 08, 16:55:35
Why does Micheal Jackson like this?

my thoughts exactly
By: zgress. on 19 Nov 08, 04:51:51
my thoughts exactly

lol. Michael ...
By: TopCat0601. on 17 Nov 08, 06:45:14
lol. Michael Jackson likes this? Why?

Hey Guys and Girls, ...
By: rtselby. on 16 Nov 08, 05:42:55
Hey Guys and Girls, check out my channel! It Is Seriously Hilarious!! Comment

No wonder everybody ...
By: rogerrodd. on 14 Nov 08, 05:08:07
No wonder everybody thinks that they can be a comedian.

That's fucking ...
By: JMB129. on 13 Nov 08, 23:54:41
That's fucking hilarious.

you're retarded
By: mcdickassass. on 12 Nov 08, 20:56:47
you're retarded

check it, the ...
By: Te4RHyP3. on 12 Nov 08, 15:22:20
check it, the reason you use this hostility on top of not liking this guy is because your older than us, different generation, either age or in spirit.

Wow this flat out ...
By: ThatBoyBaked. on 09 Nov 08, 18:48:09
Wow this flat out sucked. Not even a little smile, chuckle, or laugh. Nothing.

no he ain't i ...
By: thisissparta999. on 09 Nov 08, 09:35:52
no he ain't i really like him though

fuck you
By: earnhardtlivesE. on 08 Nov 08, 21:58:58
fuck you

Yeah, nothing is ...
By: ggarrison12. on 08 Nov 08, 21:06:58
Yeah, nothing is funnier than spastic movements and screaming. Pure comic genius, every time.

fuck you he sucks ...
By: earnhardtlivesE. on 08 Nov 08, 19:00:22
fuck you he sucks eddie murphy is the greatest comedian

your a dick fuck... ...
By: peoplzshow. on 08 Nov 08, 18:54:57
your a dick fuck... he's a master stand up comedian

"I would like a ...
By: underdogdayafternoon. on 07 Nov 08, 23:19:29
"I would like a failure pile in a sadness bowl." So spot on and hilarious. I love his bit about birthdays on the same album, too. Classic.

jim carrey & eddie ...
By: earnhardtlivesE. on 06 Nov 08, 22:39:54
jim carrey & eddie murphy

alright lets try ...
By: Te4RHyP3. on 06 Nov 08, 19:31:48
alright lets try this another way, who do you think is funnier than this guy

shut up he sucks
By: earnhardtlivesE. on 06 Nov 08, 18:41:01
shut up he sucks

take your comments ...
By: Te4RHyP3. on 06 Nov 08, 18:21:49
take your comments elsewhere

this asshole sucks
By: earnhardtlivesE. on 05 Nov 08, 17:32:51
this asshole sucks

Moonchild, Mike Patton solo
Posted by: MrBungle82

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Patton solo after Moonchild show in Milan (3/12/2006).
I SHOOT THIS VIDEO WITH MY PHOTO CAMERA. I HAVE ONLY THIS CLIP, SO DON'T ASK ME FOR THE ENTIRE VIDEO, I DON'T HAVE IT. THANK YOU.

Related: baron, dunn, mikepatton, milan, milano, moonchild, patton, zorn

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If he made an ...
By: cameronzhd. on 22 Nov 08, 04:34:15
If he made an a'capella album I would listen to it all the time.

this motherfucker? ...
By: cameronzhd. on 22 Nov 08, 04:33:08
this motherfucker? Mike Patton has done more for the musical community in so many different aspects, and there's not much there that Wolfmother can vouch for. They fucking suck. They copy every generic rock song from the 60's and 70's. Open your eyes.

this is a bullshit ...
By: KingAttle. on 21 Nov 08, 22:10:47
this is a bullshit performance

so is your face
By: LIQRicky51. on 21 Nov 08, 21:51:48
so is your face

he's not fit at all ...
By: KingAttle. on 21 Nov 08, 13:58:32
he's not fit at all, hes fuckin disgusting...and this performance is fuckin annoying

This is what i call ...
By: WrongStatement1. on 19 Nov 08, 20:15:40
This is what i call Vocal Abusing =) Mike is Legend!

Ayee Well said...
By: CrabOfKnowledge. on 19 Nov 08, 18:56:03
Ayee Well said...

...Where are ...
By: lloydallisonyoung. on 19 Nov 08, 08:47:11
...Where are Wolfmother again? ...I forgot... =D Respect art, you ignant mother effer.

he has every right ...
By: megabassist. on 18 Nov 08, 20:50:03
he has every right too

and this mother ...
By: bonhamdrummer92. on 18 Nov 08, 09:33:47
and this mother fucker was making fun of wolfmother suck my dick

I wonder how that's ...
By: ManateePopTart. on 18 Nov 08, 03:37:03
I wonder how that's all written down on paper? Jesus. He must have his own lingo for his vocal tricks.

oh my god this is ...
By: john437. on 18 Nov 08, 00:09:02
oh my god this is horrible how can he get away with this?? mike patton's cool but wow come on this is just bad

You know he only ...
By: CrabOfKnowledge. on 17 Nov 08, 20:46:38
You know he only gets away with this because hes so damn fit :'D

OMG THIS IS SO ...
By: SehnsuchtinDIR. on 16 Nov 08, 22:27:08
OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING SICK!!!!

Holy fuck
By: orientalnegro. on 16 Nov 08, 13:49:11
Holy fuck

holy shit this guy ...
By: boogster123321. on 15 Nov 08, 16:48:40
holy shit this guy can sing the highest notes ever.

you could just ...
By: 22edp. on 15 Nov 08, 08:43:17
you could just admire the vocal ranges and the experimentality of this guy! well what could I say he's a GOD!

jaja el arte de ...
By: antigloboupr. on 15 Nov 08, 03:44:36
jaja el arte de hacer cualquier estupidez pero no se como llege aqui a escuchar los arreglos dementes de mike gringos estupidos

don pitiafo jajaja ...
By: retr0vertig0. on 14 Nov 08, 18:59:12
don pitiafo jajaja grande mikee

Well, Mike Patton's ...
By: halusky. on 14 Nov 08, 06:29:57
Well, Mike Patton's always been about testing people's boundaries, and I'd have to say this does a pretty good job of it.

Does this remind ...
By: GuyMcWilliams. on 11 Nov 08, 20:20:08
Does this remind anybody else of a normal Pentecostal church gathering?

It would be ...
By: DjuraKeretina. on 08 Nov 08, 23:14:53
It would be lolastic! xD

if anyone else was ...
By: PandaStoleMyPuppies. on 07 Nov 08, 21:57:58
if anyone else was doing this i'd think they were insane but it's Mike Patton. I'll just listen to his tunes rather than his solos i guess

i would love to see ...
By: joshgraff2553. on 05 Nov 08, 23:02:30
i would love to see a choir do this too...except they can't...LMAO. this is art...MIKE PATTON IS GOD.

agreed. his music ...
By: codebabe. on 02 Nov 08, 03:02:55
agreed. his music is way better than this solo.

Patton Oswalt Standup - Comedians of Comedy Tour 2006
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A clip of Patton Oswalt's live standup at the Cat's Cradle in Carrboro, NC.

Related: 2006, comediansofcomedy, comedy, comedycentral, oswalt, patton, standup

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Yeah cause the ...
By: captphun66. on 20 Nov 08, 19:09:10
Yeah cause the people here (SWVA) are so pure that there can't be tranny-fags were there are confederate flags?! I think the ones with the confederate flags are the ones in the tranny dresses.

Oh Man DUDE!!! all ...
By: rickrudd. on 26 Oct 08, 05:34:15
Oh Man DUDE!!! all points west of Los Angeles and east of New York are "Clearly not hip, cool, and/or trivial enough (to clarify, see all the worthless humans your fellow citizens worship) - is there in fact an 'America' that exists beyond our douchebag city borders???!!!" You are correct - it IS a funny joke - I am just dismayed at my 6! thumbs down for a less-than harsh comment that merely raised the question of why a little fella like P.O. would pick out Roanoke as his point of ridicule.

It must've been ...
By: monsieurhassan. on 25 Oct 08, 20:54:47
It must've been real mand sto . .. that's a good story, u can't just make it up

Check out my ...
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Check out my channel "rtselby"!!! Enjoy my original jokes!

"Everything in ...
By: Stillwater100. on 17 Sep 08, 20:26:52
"Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and French and gay and on fire at the same time." ROFLMFAO. Patton is the fucking king! This shit is howlingly funny.

Bi people don't ...
By: Anon1696. on 16 Sep 08, 08:06:56
Bi people don't have fingers; how are you typing?

The whole red ...
By: gabara. on 06 Sep 08, 00:42:51
The whole red state-blue state dichotomy.

This is funny to ...
By: Type59. on 26 Aug 08, 01:05:13
This is funny to kids, who can relate to him due to size.

in the middle when ...
By: wickkidda. on 23 Aug 08, 21:14:33
in the middle when the video messes up what does he say doesn't exist?

Yes, you are ...
By: rtanweb. on 22 Aug 08, 20:58:17
Yes, you are cock-hungry. So?

Great, salt of the ...
By: SteveTharPirate. on 18 Aug 08, 05:42:39
Great, salt of the earth butt fucking trannies. And even if it's a lie, it's a funny joke.

BY the way - ...
By: rickrudd. on 23 Jul 08, 20:26:59
BY the way - Roanoke, Virginia is a GREAT city! I am not sure why he picked the outskirts of Roanoke to make up a bullshit story about butt fucking trannies!?!?!?!? I assure you that southwestern Virginia is populated by great, salt of the earth people.

So, um, i noticed ...
By: demonicrubberducky. on 19 Jul 08, 18:13:06
So, um, i noticed that there's a flame war going on here, and that the word 'fag' has been used as an obligitory at least eighty-seven thousand times, so i guess i'll stop to say that i'm bi, so I am a fag. Please think about that. And Patton is an amazing fucking comedian ^_^

awesome!
By: BardBombSquad. on 04 Jul 08, 14:19:51
awesome!

"Do you mind if me ...
By: Saiteyaa. on 04 Jul 08, 02:43:49
"Do you mind if me and my life partner put on tuxedos and kiss and pledge eternal love?" "Fuck you, faggot!" "How bout I blow him on a tight rope?" "AWESOME!" Patton rules. :)

FUCK!
By: TacticalToast619. on 03 Jul 08, 03:01:12
FUCK!

i think you just ...
By: NaveedKoval. on 23 Jun 08, 14:40:01
i think you just proved your youth and misdirected confidence in your knowledge by using LOL!!!

They're just ...
By: porchwhitey. on 14 Jun 08, 18:56:05
They're just because they're the mountain people getting rocks thrown at them. Idiots. Swearing FUCKIN' RULES BITCH

You toilet mouths ...
By: OgdenNoir. on 30 May 08, 07:06:47
You toilet mouths still have yet to convince me. Keep swearing, I'm sure I will come around. LOL!!!

go drive your prias ...
By: mzathemind. on 27 May 08, 20:41:43
go drive your prias fag

I do agree that ...
By: h1d3tor4. on 21 May 08, 19:29:31
I do agree that used in a particular sense their are those who simply cuss to sound forceful, however thier are those who use it in a comedic sense to much avail. Choosing not to use a certain portion of a language is a personal choice and does not in anyway mean that you are better than anyother human on this planet. The mear fact that you are willing to call yourself better than someone you do not know is grounds for others to believe you are actually worse.

Nice Video lolz, my ...
By: quantum1487. on 20 May 08, 18:06:45
Nice Video lolz, my names Kaylee, im feelin n0rty and h0rn3y if any guyz wana chat im usually on ___ FriendlyFlirts..dot..COM ___ my username there is Kaylee-nnlszspdtjja chat soon ;)

I know I am better ...
By: OgdenNoir. on 14 May 08, 23:50:37
I know I am better then you. And you know it as well and I did not have to use profanity to get that point across. But I am sure you will reply to this with profanity. Because morons are predictable.

ummm no. sorry. ...
By: SundayTheory. on 14 May 08, 08:15:06
ummm no. sorry. Profanity, is a way to express yourself. it is also key to comedy. only idiots think there "better" than profanity. it is part of american culture. words like "fuck" are extremely diverse in meaning. you could use it to show fear, anger, even happiness. So, you should stop thinking your better than everyone else, and shut the fuck up.

swearing fucking ...
By: mrt0990. on 10 May 08, 22:03:45
swearing fucking rules

MIKE PATTON LENDS HIS MONSTER VOCAL TALENT TO LEGEND
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Ex Faith no More vocalist Mike Patton talks about lending his voice to characters in the new Will Smith movie 'I am Legend.'

Related: am, bungle, faith, fantomas, legend, mike, more, mr, no, patton, smith, tomahawk, will

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HA!!!!!!! YEAH ...
By: KingAttle. on 21 Nov 08, 13:54:44
HA!!!!!!! YEAH RIGHT!!!!! for from best...no where NEAR

Mike Patton does ...
By: Revolver7251. on 20 Nov 08, 04:17:53
Mike Patton does the vocals for all the infected in Left 4 Dead! AWESOME.

wheres my fucking ...
By: nukiwimet. on 17 Nov 08, 04:01:51
wheres my fucking tomahawk, malocchio

Nice garden, did ...
By: Jackoroth. on 15 Nov 08, 15:56:45
Nice garden, did Faith No More pay for that?

Too bad the film ...
By: Nismonline79. on 15 Nov 08, 08:35:01
Too bad the film was a piece of shit.

Hell yeah patton is ...
By: LukamusPrime. on 13 Nov 08, 02:46:46
Hell yeah patton is God and the greatest musician of our time... Never sold out and never will....

haha
By: MiezzMiezz. on 04 Nov 08, 23:39:47
haha

DON'T THINK SO
By: livetotell. on 02 Nov 08, 20:41:45
DON'T THINK SO

You may understand ...
By: Saxyman14. on 01 Nov 08, 22:19:16
You may understand english, but you don't understand sarcasm.

you should try ...
By: livetotell. on 01 Nov 08, 07:47:07
you should try cleaning your ears or think about taking some english classes .... or maybe ur def, DUDE !!! cuz i'm from brazil and I Can understand what he is speaking!!!!!!

can... she... talk. ...
By: blacksheep25251. on 31 Oct 08, 19:33:46
can... she... talk... any....slow...er... ??

ugh, douche is such ...
By: Shnitzel. on 29 Oct 08, 17:31:10
ugh, douche is such a shit insult. and besides that, what the hell are you talking about? 'if you screamed your ass off you'd turn into a douche'. no bloody common sense whatsoever. go away.

Chick newsreader is ...
By: DougFCKNSteele. on 28 Oct 08, 01:25:57
Chick newsreader is annoying. But I'm sure she's hot..Whaddya do?

lol'd
By: cynicaldemon. on 27 Oct 08, 17:22:44
lol'd

I'm really glad ...
By: shishkebab09. on 27 Oct 08, 04:51:17
I'm really glad they mentioned he did a voice in Portal and the upcoming Left 4 Dead, but it bugs me that the narrator says "THE Portal"

Patto Is God. If ...
By: ruleoforder. on 24 Oct 08, 04:08:55
Patto Is God. If you don't realize that I think it's safe to say MENSA is not a place for you. I guess maybe ignorance is bliss. Long Live Top 40...

heh
By: llladidada. on 23 Oct 08, 16:20:27
heh

patton was right. ...
By: TheSVL. on 14 Oct 08, 08:38:27
patton was right. Wolfmother is terrible.

if you screamed ...
By: fyrwoman1. on 14 Oct 08, 05:26:37
if you screamed your ass off for 8 hours a day for a week, you'd turn into a douche. patton made sounds, for a motion picture......douche. o, what was that, o, you're a douche! turd!

Patton owns your ...
By: JaundiceJaun. on 13 Oct 08, 19:41:48
Patton owns your face.

Um and that would ...
By: Lymmar. on 12 Oct 08, 14:21:50
Um and that would be different from what he normaly does? lulz

youre a douche
By: fnm4evr. on 10 Oct 08, 17:14:22
youre a douche

patton is a douche
By: musiczone7. on 10 Oct 08, 14:07:39
patton is a douche

i dont want to say ...
By: monkeymanagogo. on 10 Oct 08, 05:32:32
i dont want to say that wolfmother is bad... they are just.. not good

this voice job must ...
By: Mustacio. on 06 Oct 08, 22:12:11
this voice job must be embarrassing. not the voice part but the part in the studio where u have to make loud, random, noises in front of people.

Patton Oswalt: Death Bed
Posted by: SultanOfSurreal

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This is from Patton's album, Werewolves and Lollipops, which is one of the funniest standup routines I've ever heard. This was my favorite bit from the album.
I usually hate movies where the visual is just a still picture, but I don't have video of Mr. Oswalt performing this bit, and it's just too good not to share.

Related: bed, death, eats, movie, oswalt, patton, people, rape, screenplay, stove, writing

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Rape Stove would be ...
By: fireguardiancoty. on 18 Nov 08, 07:58:14
Rape Stove would be epic!

I'd hit him.
By: VolkColopatrion. on 17 Nov 08, 21:05:03
I'd hit him.

a bed which is evil ...
By: Bl4ckR0se4U. on 17 Nov 08, 20:51:40
a bed which is evil AND eats people :D

Apparently, my ...
By: angryscotsman93. on 12 Nov 08, 02:09:32
Apparently, my stove concurs. It's going to picket it, though. It's sick of your anti-stove-rape bullshit! :)

Close enough.
By: Spottychan. on 11 Nov 08, 13:36:38
Close enough.

god this guy kicks ...
By: Te4RHyP3. on 07 Nov 08, 21:01:49
god this guy kicks ass at swearing

he looks like a ...
By: moocher10000. on 06 Nov 08, 22:32:46
he looks like a drunk in this pic

deathbed had good ...
By: nitrohedgehog. on 03 Nov 08, 23:17:21
deathbed had good ideas. but the acting sucked.

I want to see ...
By: captphun66. on 01 Nov 08, 07:00:20
I want to see RAPESTOVE!!!!!!

omg . . . . it is ...
By: kevmarkpat. on 27 Oct 08, 18:26:25
omg . . . . it is real :(

rapestove lmao
By: antman1cb. on 24 Oct 08, 08:07:11
rapestove lmao

It's not as good/ ...
By: hakirby. on 23 Oct 08, 22:04:48
It's not as good/bad as Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer, but it's still a fun film. Watch it drunk. Oh, for the love of God, watch it drunk. Your brain will thank you later.

this is the ...
By: monsieurhassan. on 18 Oct 08, 19:02:53
this is the funniest shit that I've heard in years

Its Death Bed: The ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 18 Oct 08, 04:51:06
Its Death Bed: The Bed that Eats. No people its not a choosy death bed. It'll eat any damn thing!

dear god. Dont. ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 14 Oct 08, 02:03:07
dear god. Dont. just dont. JK the whole movie a bad-good movie. So bad that its good.

"50 dicks in his ...
By: AClockworkJerry. on 12 Oct 08, 06:33:48
"50 dicks in his ass like the tail of a peacock" GENIUS.

I want to see Death ...
By: FLICKGEEK. on 01 Oct 08, 06:38:50
I want to see Death Bed: The bed that eats people.

Wow,I can't believe ...
By: Lupinerobo. on 26 Sep 08, 23:20:52
Wow,I can't believe they actually have the balls to charge $17.99 for that movie on Amazon!

Don't be confused, ...
By: thomascrown559. on 26 Sep 08, 14:43:54
Don't be confused, all religious people are hypocrites. :)

I have seen this ...
By: General8675. on 24 Sep 08, 17:49:07
I have seen this movie, it is amazingly dumb. I laughed my ass of the whole time

"50 dicks in his ...
By: ATHF346. on 02 Sep 08, 23:09:54
"50 dicks in his ass like the tail of a peacock" oh my god! this dude is freaking sick man! hilariOUS!!!

haha omg rape stove ...
By: leitermann. on 02 Sep 08, 09:57:16
haha omg rape stove!!!

i wish my dad ...
By: pleasemallorie. on 26 Aug 08, 20:58:24
i wish my dad played in obscure horror films but he's a lutheran minister and a lawyer i'm really fucking confused =/

like the tail of a ...
By: parodyking23. on 22 Aug 08, 20:21:41
like the tail of a peacock, LOL

Classic Patton... ...
By: dreadnaught1111. on 19 Aug 08, 06:38:25
Classic Patton... Whenever I am struggling with my writing, I listen to this for kinda inspiration... Hollywood loves shallow-minded trash, and also manages to degrade any good idea that it comes across. When an original idea makes it, it is copied 1,000 times... Just look at "Disaster Movie" and those other movies about other movies... Rape Stove, coming to a theater near you. YOu asked for it, sucka!

Mike Patton - Hosting The Heavy Shift
Posted by: vladdrac80

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A montage of mike patton in australia hosting the metal show "heavy shift" on channel V in 2001. Hello Birdie!

Related: 2001, bungle, faith, fantomas, heavy, metal, mike, montage, more, mr, no, patton, shift, tomahawk

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Dont worry bout it. ...
By: leezyknoxville. on 19 Oct 08, 02:27:16
Dont worry bout it. I found it. its 'sir, yes sir' by tomahawk

whats the song ...
By: leezyknoxville. on 17 Oct 08, 03:33:47
whats the song playing around 3:20?? it kicks ass!! "The heavy shit..i mean the heavy shift!" hahahaha :P

Fookin lighten up ...
By: TobyOneCanoby. on 06 Oct 08, 20:03:00
Fookin lighten up ya idjuts, Mike Patton is foolin with us all! Infamy, in In fa me, they've all got it in for me!

"POP 1" by Tomahawk
By: packedmusket. on 04 Oct 08, 20:56:39
"POP 1" by Tomahawk

Mike Patton is cool ...
By: SoulWander. on 24 Sep 08, 05:33:53
Mike Patton is cool. He know great bands real. check out Brujeria .

you're kidding ...
By: Surisis1983. on 23 Sep 08, 07:11:55
you're kidding right? I hope Patton is not the only one who knows that wolfmother is overplayed and really bad Led Zepplin rip off.

LMAO I beat he ...
By: dyll182. on 13 Sep 08, 10:27:29
LMAO I beat he purpossly said "the heavy shit" at the end

they're all on axle ...
By: residue102. on 31 Aug 08, 05:32:19
they're all on axle loan

wolfmother is ...
By: residue102. on 31 Aug 08, 05:31:59
wolfmother is pretty mundaine. It was 'wrong' of Patton to put them down, but we all get led by emotions all the time - so shit - maybe its wrong of you to judge his actions..... hrm :)

what song is that ...
By: JorkyBroProductions. on 16 Aug 08, 21:04:57
what song is that on 1:23?

Lol Mike Patton ...
By: Shinoda908. on 13 Aug 08, 12:41:25
Lol Mike Patton beat up John Stanier?

patton uses his ...
By: wiggertronix. on 12 Aug 08, 09:32:24
patton uses his entire vocal range , even when talking!

i've never heard ...
By: seraphim666. on 04 Aug 08, 16:34:03
i've never heard the name wolfmother more then afew times, and i think it was wrong of patton to put them down, now i have to hear about them whenever i want to listen to his music on youtube, please wolfmother fans, listen to your shity music elsewhere. i dont have to like your music and you dont have to like mine, kthx

Hey Birdie.....
By: djknottyballs. on 28 Jul 08, 06:52:01
Hey Birdie.....

Wolfmother uses ...
By: phatsophatty. on 25 Jul 08, 20:39:09
Wolfmother uses there inspiration in music Mike inspires his self

lol@his comment ...
By: Knottsy. on 15 Jul 08, 21:07:53
lol@his comment about Gene Hoglan. Patton is the man.

xlaststand why ...
By: whostolesnoodle. on 13 Jul 08, 17:29:54
xlaststand why would you say such a thing you cant be telling the truth. maybe you want somebody to find you and kick your ass in front of your girlfriends parents while her mom gives Patton a rim job and a reach around. all while listening to my ass is on fire by Mr Bungle.

excellent list of ...
By: whostolesnoodle. on 13 Jul 08, 17:25:30
excellent list of good bands for your ears. thanks mike!

patten rules, his ...
By: zacarybassking. on 11 Jul 08, 22:53:59
patten rules, his cover sooo many genres with all his bands n projects etc n every song his involved in is basicly amazin soooo my point is fuk wolfmother there awful

Hey birdie! :>
By: thomaskantor. on 10 Jul 08, 16:48:17
Hey birdie! :>

um ok? that was ...
By: Tw1n66. on 09 Jul 08, 04:41:03
um ok? that was totally necessary? For the record, nobody cares about Wolfmother, and the one of the reasons us devoted Patton fans are being so harsh towards them is cause their fans seem to be assholes.

I am not convinced ...
By: SmittyHeWasNumber1. on 09 Jul 08, 01:42:41
I am not convinced you are indeed a Wolfmoth fan,you sound like Patton made love to your woman,why do you hate him so much?

that was directed ...
By: Guitarshred31. on 07 Jul 08, 00:39:04
that was directed to the wolfmother fan

whats it like being ...
By: Guitarshred31. on 07 Jul 08, 00:37:03
whats it like being a musical philistine??

patton sucks ...
By: xLastStand. on 04 Jul 08, 02:56:23
patton sucks wolfmother rules. yea i said it you devoted patton fan. faith no more sucks cock and wolfmother is real music

Mike Patton & Eyvind Kang
Posted by: HolgerregloH

Video duration: 261 seconds
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"Marriage of Days" from album Virginal Co Ordinates / Ipecac (my second astronomy video incl. hubble clips) 1. Jupiter 2. Helix Nebula 3. NGC1316 dust bunnies 4. N11B 5. Orion Nebula 6. Triflid Nebula 7. Eagle Nebula 8. M51 9. Jupiter 10. Iapetus

Related: astronomy, eyvind, hubble, ipecac, kang, mike, nebula, patton, secretchiefs3

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so optimistic music
By: akar21. on 08 Oct 08, 07:24:37
so optimistic music

Patton powinien ...
By: lordhaku111. on 25 Jul 08, 19:02:56
Patton powinien dosta? jaki? grant albo stypendium od prezydenta i niech dzia?a dalej :)

Very beautiful song
By: MrBungle82. on 11 Jul 08, 23:04:04
Very beautiful song

the sound speaks ...
By: jacksitsfuckinquiet. on 17 May 08, 21:34:29
the sound speaks itselfs

does anyone know ...
By: ghosTofThelema. on 09 May 08, 15:41:41
does anyone know where can i get full album?

ok. this is a ...
By: wasy35. on 18 Apr 08, 19:18:46
ok. this is a strange conglamaration of sound. the end is really pretty.

1 song on " ...
By: HolgerregloH. on 11 Mar 08, 14:27:11
1 song on "Athlantis" and 5 songs on this album, but more as a musician in the background. Have more patience the next time, kiddy. YouTube is not my job! I had only servey your comment (got 10-20 every day). No reason to piss me on! Peace!

watching the video ...
By: Makonu2. on 05 Mar 08, 21:05:35
watching the video and listening to the music makes u feel minuscule in the universe and at the same u feel like ur not alone

well now i feel ...
By: Makonu2. on 05 Mar 08, 20:56:11
well now i feel like a douchebag lol

"Marriage of Days" ...
By: HolgerregloH. on 05 Mar 08, 05:33:25
"Marriage of Days" look in the grey describe box ;-)

what's the name of ...
By: Makonu2. on 05 Mar 08, 03:25:24
what's the name of this instrumental?

hey could you tell ...
By: cloudpierre. on 03 Mar 08, 21:15:50
hey could you tell me how much patton contributes to this album and the other kang albums? i'm a huge patton fan and really enjoy this song, but would probably only actually buy the cds if patton was a big part of the cds and not just on this song..does he play just as big of a role on the other songs? thanks

Really beautiful
By: tekubus5000. on 21 Feb 08, 19:41:55
Really beautiful

I'M GONNA CRY!
By: THEMANOUTOFTHECAVE. on 19 Jan 08, 20:31:25
I'M GONNA CRY!

guitar - Tim Young ...
By: HolgerregloH. on 17 Jan 08, 03:29:13
guitar - Tim Young & Walter Zanetti contrabass - Pierangelo Galantino keyboard/accordion - Marco Dalpane percussion/drums - Stafano Bussoli & Pierpaolo De Gregorio and on strings&blow instruments 12 other musicians beside of E.Kang

i know kangs on ...
By: chapelperilous1. on 17 Jan 08, 02:51:23
i know kangs on violin and i know pattons on vocals but whos tablas guitar drums tempora and sitar

Just cool.. curious ...
By: SinatraChild. on 16 Jan 08, 22:50:15
Just cool.. curious, that I missed this. I knew Eyvind Kang by listening through music of John Zorns Label, but I just heard 2 songs and didn´t really got interested but this just great. Thanks for pointing out some new music for me.

JA TY KOSMOS I NIC ...
By: fantomaska123456. on 28 Dec 07, 23:38:29
JA TY KOSMOS I NIC WIECEJ ! KCKM

kocham i kochac nie ...
By: fantomaska123456. on 28 Dec 07, 18:05:42
kocham i kochac nie przestane ,kotku mój.......

kocham CIEBIE kotku ...
By: andrzej1234500. on 26 Dec 07, 12:01:43
kocham CIEBIE kotku odllllllllllllllotttt mersiii moja mi?o??i

kocham ten kawa?ek ...
By: fantomaska123456. on 26 Dec 07, 01:48:02
kocham ten kawa?ek ,odlatuje w kosmos z moim kochanym........:)))

odlatuje zawsze w ...
By: fantomaska123456. on 26 Dec 07, 01:31:00
odlatuje zawsze w kosmos jak tego slucham z moim kochanym.................:))

dla mojej bobusi ...
By: andrzej1234500. on 23 Dec 07, 21:31:50
dla mojej bobusi kocham cie

Wow!!!!!!Beautiful ...
By: FLYBOY1515. on 13 Dec 07, 19:16:30
Wow!!!!!!Beautiful tune and an amazing video!!

i love Patton
By: DIOSANO. on 10 Dec 07, 21:02:04
i love Patton

Mike Patton interview 2004 - fantomas
Posted by: mindbait

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pretty good fantomas interview with Patton, sometime between the release of delirium cordia and suspended animation.
talks about all the fantomas albums and why he set up ipecac.

Related: 2004, animation, cordia, cut, delirium, directors, fantomas, interview, ipecac, mike, patton, suspended

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$Mike Patton & KAADA \"Aubade\"$

Mike Patton & KAADA "Aubade"
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Video duration: 198 seconds
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Live at Roskilde Festival 2005

Related: aubade, kaada, mike, patton

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Patton Oswalt - Stella Dora Breakfast Treats
Posted by: PaulIsDeadMissHim

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You can have 'em anytime!!!

Related: comedy, dora, oswalt, patton, stella

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$Patton Oswalt on 80\$

Patton Oswalt on 80's Metal
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Video duration: 220 seconds
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Another bit from Patton Oswalt on 80's metal.

Related: 80s, damn, glam, metal, mullet, night, nugent, oswalt, patton, ranger, styx, ted, yankees

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$Mike Patton - Mondo Cane (\"20 km al giorno\")$

Mike Patton - Mondo Cane ("20 km al giorno")
Posted by: MrBungle82

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Mike Patton - Mondo Cane. Modena 25-05-07
(I shot the video with my photocamera, I don't have the entire show)
Do you want more info on "Mondo Cane"?
http://mikepatton .forumfree.net/?f=33 29916
I had to disable comments for the continuous spam.

Related: enri, mike, modena, paci, patton, roy

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Mike Patton Puts Wolfmother In Their Place
Posted by: MetalChickenDragon

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Mike Patton (genius) uses his right as an American citizen to tell what everybody with half a brain already knows on G4TV.
I can't stand all the people that go "Patton is just Jealous" or "Patton is a great musician but shouldn't of said what he did!" Why? He has the same rights as you and me to say what he wants.

Related: faith, g4, g4tv, hates, mike, mojo, more, no, patton, peeping, sucks, tom, wolfmother, woman

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